cod-enial

The act of crying like a fucking baby for days and days and days because you lost a game of Call of Duty and can not just accept it and move on with your fucking life.

You get quick scoped in Call of Duty so you go into cod-enial and send that person a message bitching and crying

by Antwana April 18, 2014

cod puree

The salty after-taste that lingers in your mouth after performing cunnilingus.

After a rough night Chase woke up with cod puree breath.

by Grim Bongmaster January 9, 2017

cod trench

The furry cup

I about boked when I got down to her cod trench, fucking minging man!

by Anonymous May 29, 2003

COD Timing

'Call of Duty timing'; when you're holding an angle in COD waiting for someone to come, and they don't, but as soon as you decide to stop holding the angle, they come seemingly immediately.

**Watching a doorway for a player to come in**
**Player never comes**
**Decides to move up since the coast is clear**
**Player shows up right as you start moving, killing you immediately**
You: Damn, that was perfect COD timing.

by suburban__dictionary August 20, 2023

CoD Virginity

Your cod virginity (aka call of duty virginity) is when you first play with someone who’s never played call of duty before and *this mostly happens with girls*

Jacob: “ yo I took Emma’s Cod virginity the other day”
Ryan: “ how’d it feel?”

Jacob: “ like playing call of duty with an absolute trashbag but it’s like you can’t be mad at them”

by MiffedEmu June 11, 2020

Cod-shot

A practice in which requires a person to attach a fishing hook on the end of a double-barrelled shotgun. The shotgun is to then be dipped into the water and wait for a fish to catch onto the hook. Once caught, the user raises the shotgun out of the water and gives it both barrels. Whilst messy and cruel, the practice is scientifically proven to be the best way to discipline a fish.

Let’s head on over to James’ for some cod-shot

by SLick pussy July 21, 2020

cod wife

Your ride or die chick that you roll with on Call of Duty. Not to be confused with your real wife, who is most likely jealous of- and nags about your COD wife.

Back off bitch, I'm not talking to you- I'm talking to my COD wife.

by BiP0larBear January 11, 2023