muff is cabbage

1. A term used to describe the unhealthiness of one's (woman's) vagina.
2.) A nasty cabbage looking twat.

Eg. "Bro I went to go down on that girl at the party last night and realized she had a beat pussy!"
"Haha man her muff is cabbage!!"

by meefpeople March 09, 2014

sad cabbage

A dense cabbage that has realized it's existence.

Joshua: Sad Cabbage doesn't exist!
Me: It does, look it up!

by brzzz January 17, 2020

Cabbage fever

When one isn't able to get an erection.
Whereas the stalk won't hold up the head.
Usually from a temporary reason ie. Nerves, drunk etc.
A term used jokingly on construction crews.

The man didn't have sex, due to a case of cabbage fever.

by Toker13 June 03, 2021

Cabbage Plyler

A fucking mop.

That cooch over there is such a Cabbage Plyler.

by mytamponflewout June 09, 2021

cabbage snatcher

A person who steals vegetables because they are a poor transient, but are still too much of a hippie to eat meat like a normal person.

“Just realized Peter Rabbit is a damn cabbage snatcher”
“I saw that bum in the community garden stealing tomatoes, what a cabbage snatcher”

by LCBAS May 03, 2018

Cabbage Facepunch

When you are fucking a bitch from behind at mach 10 and you slip into her ass accidentally, when she looks back to yell at you punch her in the face.

i totally cabbage facepunched my ex last night.

by Sawatis February 16, 2019

Spanish cabbage

Dinner table term for vagina

Laura, will you please pass the Spanish cabbage

by Lezzie Kush November 19, 2019