Coffee Zombie

A person who is a zombie until s/he has had her/his morning coffee.
Lisa is really being cranky this morning. She must not have had her coffee. You know what a coffee zombie she is.
by PharmGirl99 August 18, 2011
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Zombie Kraken

1) A near undefeatable monster of biblical proportions originating from the sea which can survive on land. The Zombie Kraken is capable of devouring the largest of ships and small towns with relative ease. Its quick temper and vengeful nature makes it a beast best avoided.

2) A rock band which documents the many adventures of the Kraken in its un-dead form.
“Here comes the Zombie Kraken! Better make like a tree.”
by KrakenFan September 29, 2012
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Zombie Relationship

A zombie relationship is what you get when the relationship has died, (and we all know you can't come back from the dead) but they try to make it work anyway.
Yeah Dan and Sarah just need to call it, their zombie relationship clearly isn't working.
by Lungenbrotchen April 04, 2019
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Attention Zombie

The most pathetic type of attention whore in the history of attention whores who fakes her own death online to get attention and sympathy from others. Usually accompanied by a league of her own alt accounts and simps who spread the news of unfortunate death and then a miraculous recovery few days later and collects all the attention.
"Is SoGna alright ? Haven't seen her online and I hear things."

Pfft...she's being an attention zombie. Again.
by urbanronin September 25, 2021
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LCD Zombie

Students in a "smart" classroom with technology at their fingerprints who cannot break their zombie gaze from the LCD screen in front of them no matter how interesting the instructor may be.
My drafting teacher could cut off his right hand and those LCD zombies would never even look up from their screens.
by The Woodshop Teacher March 17, 2013
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zombie stick

A large stick which is kept in one's room for the sole purpose of bludgeoning zombies when the zombie apocalypse happens.
John raised his zombie stick and brought down terror upon the undead.
by jamill14 May 16, 2011
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Swollen Zombie

I was edging and now I have a swollen zombie.
by The Man with No Name November 08, 2017
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