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white spencer

to ejaculate into one's own mouth and spit it on one's partner's face. The act is usually done clandestinely.
Jerking off in one room, amassing a load in one's mouth, then running in on an unsuspecting partner to deliver the package.

Gregory decided to white spencer on his wife after she ridiculed him for masturbating in the shower.
by Porn Pit December 4, 2010
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White Shark

(verb) When a chick giving head and she be totally chompin on that thang. Bruh can’t even get off cause it feels like a cheese grater down there.
“Damn bruh she’s fine as hell.”

“I know, too bad she white sharked it last time I hung out with her.”
“Shit dawg, happens to the best of ‘em.”
by domolitty December 19, 2019
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White lung

The condition of respiratory irritation due to the chronic inhalation of chalk dust, as was typical in pre-"dry erase" academia. The condition can result in coughing, sneezing, and general respiratory discomfort. The academic may need to "get some air" following a feverish lecture.
"Man, the machine learning professor had serious white lung in class today."

"I was in Dr. X's office hours after class and he had some bad white lung"
by PineapplePizza117 March 9, 2022
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White silk

The ethereal residue that clings to garments when they have been used to clean up after ejaculation!
Have you been pleasuring yourself in the cupboard again?Theres white silk all over my best wetsuit!
by Philip wheel November 17, 2013
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White Zorro

The art of making a cum trail on a person's chest in the form of a Z.
Jon passed out with his shoes on, so Monty Patel did the white zorro on his chest.
by spankbox2 March 8, 2011
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White note

Much like the fabled Brown Note, the White Note is a theoretical frequency. While the Brown Note eminates from the rear the White Note is localized in the frontal region. In scientific terms, the White Note causes the sexy bits of all those who hear it to become excited and expel...
"Hey man, what happened to your pants?"

"Oh, that. Some asshole blasted me with the White Note."
by Socks and box July 19, 2019
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white retard

Someone who acts stupid so he can get attention.

Usually the white guy who embarrasses himself in class for laughs.
Don't mistake this for regular retardness. This white retard isn't actually mentally retarded. He wasn't born with a mental disability. This white retard became a retard himself. He chose the retard life.
Wow! Joey don't be a white retard!!!!Stop embarrassing yourself so you can get attention.
by Seagulls.exe September 25, 2017
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