Audrey Two

A man-eating plant that can deceive a human into losing their free will and morals, causing them to kill and hunt humans for the plant’s hunger. It consumes only blood and flesh and is a fan of murdering poor defenseless dentists. Gender unknown.
Person 1: Man, my dentist really did a bad job on my teeth last visit.
Person 2: You should send them an Audrey Two!
by Sunlmski October 11, 2023
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Two cans

Robert - it smells like two cans
Mandy - two cans?
Robert - TWO CANS OF BOUNCE DAT ASS!
by Femme boy October 16, 2020
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Five and two

Medical code for sedation of a violent or intoxicated ER patient. Abbreviated from 5 mg of haldol and 2 mg of ativan.
Let's five and two the drunk guy.
by Litfreak June 25, 2018
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Two twat

1) noun.A qualoquialism for a woman with two female genatalia. 2) adverb. Used as a pun... Instead of Shakespeare s" to be, or not to be". ....
To twat or not to twat... A pun taken from Shakespeare.. to be or not to be.
That chick had two twats.... Six holes?? How's a guy supposed to fill all of em??
by Real redboss April 29, 2018
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Two bros

Men who chill in hot tubs, several feet apart to ensure heterosexuality.
"Two bros, chilling in a hot tub, five feet apart cuz they're not gay!"
by *Intimidates in non binary* March 15, 2022
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two-facebooked

Adverb: To keep two separate social networking accounts - one for canoodling with polite society and another showcasing exhibitionist tendencies.
"Beth in payroll is two-facebooked!!! I saw her tagged as "Mistress Ficticia" on the Marquis de Sade fanpage!"

Speaker A: "Yeah, I have two accounts so that my coworkers don't see how much of a weekend warrior I am, hyuck hyuck!"

Speaker B: "Why, you are nothing but a lousy, no-good two-facebooked son of a gun."
by Josh Alexander MacDarcedrich November 20, 2009
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two in the cockpit

When two cocks are forced into one vagina.
She got drunk and took two in the cockpit last night.
by bekaz March 11, 2014
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