Two Stage Flute

When you fart during anal sex and it comes out the pitchers ass. When you both fart at the same time during anal sex

The anal sex was so extra we played the two stage flute.
I will wife a girl that plays the two stage flute with me!

by Nicknatgiveadogabone December 25, 2018

Late Stage Porn Addiction

An acronym to describe someone who has gotten so desperate, and so addicted to porn, that the only solution is by spreading their habits to other people. these people are often pedophiles and predators.

credits to ruben sim.

Ted: Shit, I can never get a signal in your apartment. Hey, can I use your laptop?
John: Yeah go ahead.
Ted: Ok, thanks.
Ted: WHAT THE FUCK!
John: Holy shit, dude! what's the matter? what happened?
John: What's going on?
Ted: THERE'S SO MUCH PORN!
John: Well, what the hell are you doin' lookin' at my private shit?
Ted: What are you talking about private shit, Johnny it was wide open, there are literally THOUSANDS OF FILES IN HERE!
John: Well I've been meaning to clear some of that out!
Ted: JESUS CHRI- look at the organization here, clockwise Rimjob? counterclockwise Rimjob?
John: Well sometimes you like seeing the tongue go the other way!
Ted: You sick bastard- look at this! CHICKS W/ DICKS?!!?
John: Oh my god... my god I have a Late Stage Porn Addiction, alright? I need help!
Ted: There are no chicks w/ dicks, Johnny! only guys w/ tits!
John: well, this is such a relief, I'm glad I'm finally caught! I wanted to be caught!
Ted: Johnny, now, you listen to me. This is a wakeup call, alright? You've gotta get back out there, and meet somebody, because you're spiraling out of control here!
John: alright, alright, fine, I will, just stop looking at that shit!
Ted: Johnny, I mean it, alright? the next chick you meet, you're getting back in the game.
John: fine, I got it. done.
Ted: alright, now let's get rid of this.
John: what do you mean? lets just delete the files!
Ted: no, no, no. that shit can always be recovered. we gotta smash your laptop with a hammer

by stunning, and dingaling January 21, 2024

stage 4 creeper

Someone who has such creeper tendencies that they stalk pics of your family as well

That guy is such a stage 4 creeper; he saved a pic of my mom to my phone and then sent it to me every time he used a yo mama joke.

by Franksy November 9, 2015

Stage Face

Classic/basic stage makeup that sometimes consists of a full face of foundation, false eyelashes, eyeshadow, and blush, etc. Stage makeup varies depending on the show

"For your make up you just need to put on a classic stage face"

by BroadwayFangirl June 27, 2018

Stage Turn

The act of turning so people see little to none of your back area.

Drama Coach: Hey! No butt to the audience! You know how to stage turn!
Actor: Well, how can I stage turn, when my costume is under my feet?

by The_Darknesses August 11, 2016

The D+L Stage

A state in which ones relationship with another can grow and they can become closer, usually physically closer. This may eventually lead up to them dating in the future.

Man, those two have already moved into the D+L Stage.

by Deleted_Usr September 13, 2022

stage smoke

the most horrible smell a theater kid knows.It smells horrible off stage and awful off stage.

I have never smelled stage smoke on stage but can only imagine the horrors

by raybeez February 22, 2022