blue shell

throw it at your girlfriend if you want to break up without hurting her feelings
throw it at your friend if you want to end a friendship without crying
throw it at your parents if you want to land them in jail for beating you
throw it at a navy seal to commit suicide by someone else

Rando: *first place*
Rando's asshole friend: I don't think you can go there! *throws blue shell*
Rando: Aight we're not friends
Satan: I just wanna say that I'm a huge fan

by MinecraftRulesDotCom May 29, 2021

Sinister shell

When you eat a whole orange with its shell on, you refer to the orange as a sinister shell.

"Dude I was bored as hell and ate a sinister shell"

by ppaarrkk May 25, 2024

Ernie Shelled

The act of being manipulated into believing the lies of a badussy smelling, highway running, meth taking, little armed con man that shows text book characteristics of being a predator.

I got Ernie Shelled out of my disability check.

by Mike Nutsitch June 13, 2024

Clam shell

When you palm a girls wet vagina and lick it.

Nigga 1: bro how was it with that girl last night?
Nigga 2: man it was sight, I gave her the ole clam shell.

by BdWolfSx October 21, 2017

shell

v. to tuck your bent legs against your chest and pull your shirt or sweatshirt down over your knees, usually in an attempt to make yourself feel warmer

The wind this morning made me so cold that I had to interrupt my walk of shame and sit down in the middle of campus to shell for a couple of minutes. I knew it was a stupid decision to wear shorts out last night!

by Grandma72 October 7, 2009

Lauren shell rock

a woman who finds rocks in the jungle and picks out the perfect one to thrust up her pussy and once its all the way in squirts it out at rapid speeds. this rock has been hiding for years but a young lad named gabinson has been on a search for the lost rock. once he finds it he will find her and demonstrate how to do it properly.

hey gabinson have u seen the lauren shell rock

by daddy slayer 34523 March 27, 2024

Shell

A group of people who don't work much for an organisation. And keep giving excuses.

You've been shelled.

by Favil July 30, 2019