Joey Scale

A unit of measuring how bad the smell from a #2 is.
Rated from 0.0 to 1.0 Joeys tells how bad it smells.
0.0 to 0.49 is relatively minor, 0.5 is a normal human.
0.51 to 0.99 is strong.
1.0 Joeys is defined with paint peeling, a black cloud, and a sense of accomplishment.
Anything 1.1+ is EPIC! Contact a physician immediately!!!

Person 1: What did that rate on the Joey Scale?
Person 2: 0.9, don't go in there for a while.

by my401coupe June 22, 2009

Dale Scale

A scale of 1-10 for rating girls. Girls will tend to acheieve a higher rating than usual on the Dale Scale, usually of +2. So a girl who is a 6 on a 'normal' scale, would achieve an 8 on the Dale Scale. Approximately, 90% of girls will acheive at least an 8.

Dale: "Oooh hello, check out the girl on the left!"
Friend: "Dale Scale?"
Dale: "Easy 9"

by Sheeep fiddler June 30, 2010

Success Scale

A scale used to decribe to one's friends how far one has gone with a person of the opposite sex.

1/4 success = kissing/making out
1/3 success = feeling up/being felt up (above the belt)
1/2 success = hand job/fingering
3/4 sucess = oral/blow job
full sucess = sex

Kate: How far on the success scale did you get with Johnny last night?
Amy: Only 1/3 success. He tried for some 3/4, but I wasn't keen.

by Lalalalalala. February 18, 2011

scale of fishiness

The scale that is used for rating how fishy or shrimp smelling a pussy is. Scale goes from 0-100 and 100 is the most smelling pussy ever, usually from a nasty dyke who just got done with a soccer or softball match and didnt wash herself the last few nights.. Used for indicating whether or not someone has a smoked trout or not, as well as other things.

Will Smith "DAAAAAAAAAMN my brothaaaa, that girl has a stankkkyyyyyy mofuggin pussayyyyyy"
Sean Connery " Yea, shes got to be at LEAST a 75 on the scale of fishiness"

by the fisherman of life January 1, 2010

R-scale

The r-scale is much like the f-scale for tornados f1 equals weak tornado f5 equal strong. Except the r-scale is for retards. An R1 is someone with minor down syndrome or some other mild mental retardation. R5 is someone that is a vegetable. R2 to R4 are whatever is in between. then there is pretard for those people that should be deemed retarded but are not.

Example one of word pretard:
Pretard: man that guy has like 20 pounds of kilos of cocaine.

Example two of use of R-scale:
Man 1: hey that girl in the wheelchair over there...
Man 2: yeah what about her?
Man 1: ... shes a stupid R4 waist of skin

by Domfree October 27, 2008

rape scale

A method of categorizing near-rape to full-rape experiences, with one being a casual, non-sex offender sort of comment, five being somewhere in the grey area between a law suit and a brush off, and ten being full-on, jail-for-life rape.

I saw that guy totally just grab your ass. I hope it was below a five on the rape scale or we need to beat somebody up!

by Dukes by Daisy April 25, 2011

diseconomies of scale

The opposite of economies of scale. Here, cost price per unit increases as production increases.

We have a problem, we suffer diseconomies of scale.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004