Poor jab

Someone who has very little or no money
I spent the last of my pay check

You poor jab!
by Chicken Dippeeeeer June 17, 2011
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Poor Man's Mocha

A term originating in the Reef (the main cafeteria) at St. John's University (Minn). The term refers to a mixture of hot chocolate and straight black coffee. Students need to concoct their own mocha because the Reef does not provide mochas and student's are far too poor to afford a $4 coffee from Starbucks everyday. The term 'hobo mocha' has also been used to describe this beverage.
Bennie: Is that hot chocolate?
Johnnie: No way! This is a Poor Man's Mocha!
by JR Saff September 20, 2011
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poor man's party

A party in which the host instructs people NOT to eat for at least a couple of hours before coming to the party. This is because drinking on an empty stomach gets you drunk faster therefore requiring less alchohol to be purchased.
Hey Kate I'm throwing a party this weekend but running low on cash so it's looking like its gonna be a poor man's party.
by forever_undeadd March 28, 2009
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poor man's fudgesicle

A sexual maneuver involving scatophagy. To perform the Poor Man's Fudgesicle the male participant must first vigorously fuck their partner in the ass (enough so that the anus is temporally widened to the size of a gaping hole. *as seen in various hardcore pornography*). He must then withdraw his phallus and take a large dump in aforementioned 'gaping hole.' Next, he proceeds to reinsert the phallus into the now shit filled anus (This step may be repeated until desired amount of coating). Finally the phallus is removed from the anus and inserted into the mouth of the willing (or unwilling) partner.
The other night I was fucking Brittney and she wouldn't stop bitching about getting her some food, so I gave her a Poor Man's Fudgesicle. *High-fives friend*
by Andy/Ben November 22, 2007
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poor man's weed

when a poor man has to actually clean the resin out of the pipe and smoke it, because he doesn't have anymore weed.
friend: "yo chynna you got some bud?"

Chynna:"sorry man. i'm down to smoking that poor man's weed."
by chynnavagina February 22, 2008
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'Poor Me' Syndrome

A syndrome that effects those in a variety on circumstances, such as during exam time, when hungover, or just universally feeling sorry for yourself! Is usually accompanied with incestuous bouts of whining and moaning and sometimes can be displayed through social network status updates
Jane: Whaaa I feel like shit! :(
Susan: What's up with Jane? She's been complaining shit loads recently!
Fred: She's only suffering from PMS..
Susan: Fuck you Fred! You're such a sexist pig!
Fred: Christ woman! I meant 'Poor Me' Syndrome! Now go make me a sandwich..
by Biana2k11 December 13, 2011
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poor man's speedball

a combination of hydrocodone and adderall, crushed up and snorted. the desired effect is to mimic the feeling of the authenic speedball, while spending much less money.
i got a hangover from raging last nite, just did a poor man's speedball.
by deballs July 20, 2010
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