Planet

Someone bloated to a mass of about 400 trillion pounds.

If that planet guy continues to orbit around McDonald's like that he's going to be 5'2 and 450 pounds, so he will be wider than he is high.

by Solid Mantis December 25, 2020

racing planet

another word for retard

damn that guy's a racing planet

by guy from china not india ok January 18, 2021

Planet's virus

Any virus that attacks and causes change.

The planet's virus highlighted social problems.

by Natural Life March 7, 2021

hottest man on this planet

Mark Paul

Who is the hottest man on this planet?
Mark Paul, says everyone at the table.

by ishwjwksowjs28 April 1, 2021

Planetalism

Nationalism on a planetary scale. Planetalism teaches you to take pride in things you have never done, while hating aliens you've never met. Not to be confused with Planetism, which is simply favoritism of your own planet, without regard to alien species.

Don't assume all Earthlings are good and all Mars folk are bad, that's Planetalism.

by Digitalwolff June 27, 2022

Planeteering

A sexual act in which, an environmentally conscious host, brings five men to simultaneous orgasm. Most commonly achieved orally, anally, vaginally, and manually (in any combination). THE POWER IS YOURS!

"Bro, there's a new Heroes parody porn online where this blonde cheerleader totally gets Hayden Planeteered."

"I didn't think a guy could could achieve the ole Captain Planet, but dude took two in his ass while they were planeteering him."

by DaXymbiont August 9, 2022

Planet Som

A YouTube channel about Roblox. Makes crappy and informative videos to deliver Roblox news to the community.

And yes, this was written by Planet Som himself, because he knew that nobody else would bother.

“Oh look, isn’t that some Roblox news guy from YouTube?”

“Yeah, he is Planet Som”

by planet som August 27, 2022