Planets

a celestial body distinguished from the fixed stars by having an apparent motion of its own (including the moon and sun), especially with reference to its supposed influence on people and events.

"the planets are presently influencing you in a positive way"

by Arminkshipper April 18, 2025

The Seventh Planet

Uranus (often pronounced your anus, though sometimes pronounced Urineus or Urinus).

I thought my anus was the seventh planet, but it’s your anus, I mean Uranus.

by gregben September 13, 2023

Planet

normally a circle, and tends to be in a solar system.

they are either gas in a circle shape or a rock in a circle shape, and normally have a big block of cheese orbiting them.

"wait... we live on a planet...?"

"yes janet now eat your cheese"

by ⎮∩✝︎ℇ☈∧€t March 19, 2022

Planet Ours

Another name our planet, Earth

Let's stop godgobbers from destroying Planet Ours.We've only got one planet !

by Auzziegob Gob May 18, 2008

galacta planet

The best twitter gc ever to exist.

she’s so galacta planet

by baedraco June 8, 2021

planet west

when someone is strung all the way out on meth gone with the wind and thinking crazy things they have a look on their face like duuuuuuhhhh!!!!! they need to lay down sleep it off and come back down to earth!!!!

hey dude i got on one the other day i was totally on planet west... had to sleep a few days and come back down to earth...

by loveyourface99 February 23, 2011

Planet-Crushing Blow

When someone gets a blowjob while in the middle of playing the mobile game, Dokkan Battle. Referenced from a character from the game, "Planet-Crushing Blow Cooler (Final Form)."

Alexander The Vegito King: yo lonk did you no item that stage yet
lonk: yea i even beat it while getting a Planet-Crushing Blow from shawty
Alexander The Vegito King: what the fuck are you talking about

by lonkischinese October 3, 2022