pussy-pumpkin

When an obese ladies crotch has so much fat covering her genitals that it looks like a pumpkin.

"Man, I hooked up with a chik so fat it took me 20 minutes to carve out that
pussy-pumpkin!"

by toast_phucker October 18, 2008

pumpkin pie

when a guy busts a nut on a redhead's face

I heard John gave Mary quite the pumpkin pie last night.

by Matt201 December 10, 2006

fat pumpkin

A bong from which to smoke pot.

"Hey, hey. Let's go check out the fat pumpkins at Belmont"
"Yeah man, sounds like a plan."

by Yodia January 20, 2006

Glazed Pumpkin

When recieving oral from a woman, and you ejaculate into her mouth. The ejaculate then drips onto your scrotum creating a greasy pumpkin.

Amanda was giving me head when I came in her mouth. She let it drip on my pumpkin. I was not ready for a glazed pumpkin!

by glazing October 14, 2011

ass pumpkin

big poops

guy one: "ass pumpkin"

by milkymcmilk February 26, 2018

Pumpkin Scoop

When a girl is bent over and vigorously finger banged from behind in a scooping manner.

Damn did you see that girl squirt when I was pumpkin scooping her?

I hear Lindsey loves getting pumpkin scooped. She's badass.

by hunter December 23, 2016

Couch Pumpkin

when a fat butted bitch hogs the couch for an extended length of time

"that couch pumpkin is still playing that stupid fucking game."

"what a cunt."

by dragunWarrior February 20, 2012