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Kirk-Blocked

Describes what occurs when attempting to answer a customer's support email only to find that 'a Kirk' has already responded with an answer many orders of magnitude times superior to yours.
Me: Fuck...I was four minutes into a screen recording when I saw Kirk's better, kinder and more correct answer post in the thread...
Co-worker: Kirk-blocked, bro.
by ZaphodBeeblebrøx November 9, 2022
mugGet the Kirk-Blockedmug.

Kirk

The act of shooting someone in the neck. coined by my friend at approximately 11:52pm GMT September 10th.
Kirk me if I'm wrong but....

Someone should Kirk netanyahu next

Hey twin what if trump gets kirked next
by ILoveFishMilk September 10, 2025
mugGet the Kirkmug.

kirked

Also known as “to kirk”. (v)To shoot in the neck, derived from Charlie Kirk’s death. To have gotten shot in the neck.
“Aye fuzz, stop playing with me because I really kirk niggas.” “Yeah I kirked his stupid ass last week.” “Oh shit! My nigga got kirked!”
by columbusyn614 October 5, 2025
mugGet the kirkedmug.

Ash Kirk

A name given to a girl who could be a boy 🧐
Damn Zak that gal over there she’s definitely an Ash Kirk

That girl had a piece of meat swinging between hers legs, she defs an Ash Kirk
by TheTeflonDon April 24, 2020
mugGet the Ash Kirkmug.

Dimesha Kirk

an absolute tank who steals from walmart and gets arrested.
dimesha kirkkkk
by gfawegfafvasreg May 17, 2019
mugGet the Dimesha Kirkmug.

get kirked

practicing the preachings on the preacher
"I fully acknowledge and admit when you allow gun ownership, you're gonna have gun deaths. There is a cost to liberty."

"counting or not counting gang violence?"

... get kirked LOL
by fuhdakkk September 16, 2025
mugGet the get kirkedmug.

kirk

a guy that most likely plays the ukulele in his free time and has an adorable laugh. if you ever see his baby photos, prepare yourself cause they are one of a kind
"oh look its baby photos of kirk"
by smartwomanwithsmartthoughts September 15, 2021
mugGet the kirkmug.

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