Irish Wrap

Receiving a gift, usually at Christmas, that isn't wrapped. It's just in the bag from the store

Michael, go out to the car there's a present for you in the trunk. It's in a Bradlee's bag. Thanks ma, I love it when you Irish Wrap my gifts.

by Mike from Falmouth December 24, 2020

Irish-Rouge

A fine beverage, often enjoyed on the sesh by a seshlord or a legend, and always served in a pint glass. Put around 6 shots (150 Ml) of whiskey in the bottom of the glass, and fill it up to the top with red wine. It is highly recommended that this drink is consumed in one or downed.

'Barman - "what can I get you"
Customer - "3 pints of Irish-rouge please"
barman - "surely you're not gonna drink all three yourself?"
Customer - "of course I am cause I'm a fucking legend."'

by Spiritualist June 20, 2021

Irish Panda

When a pale skinned person spends the whole day out in the sun while wearing sunglasses the entire time. At the end of the day the persons face will be sunburned except for the circles around their eyes where the sunglasses were, keeping them nice and pale, resembling the circles around the eyes of a Panda Bear.

Dude, your roasted.
Yeah, but I was wearing sunglasses.

I see that, you look like an Irish Panda

by NankerPheldge May 27, 2023

Irish Winter

An extremely mild winter with little to no snow fall and temps ranging from 30 to 50 degrees Fahrenheit with consistent over cast and rainy conditions. Typically used in regards to winter in New England, but applies to anywhere where it should be cold and snowy, but isn’t that year.

Aka a warm winter.

This Irish winters been such a bummer, there’s no ice to slap the puck around!

I love a good Irish winter! I don’t have to deal with any snow, and it’s warm enough to play golf!

by Patty Bangs Harding January 22, 2023

Irish athiest

An Irish Athiest is a person that does not believe in the Christian God but still celebrates Christian holidays. An Irish Athiest isn't always Irish or an Athiest, only usually.

Hank: Hey, why do you have a Christmas tree up? I thought you were Athiest?
Myra: I am, but I'm an Irish Athiest because I still want Christmas presents.

by FeckUsernames April 6, 2023

Paper irish

Paper irish: Americans who are genetically irish but are scoffed at by the REAL irish. That is, they are irish only according to 23 and me.

If you are a yank and you may have irish descent but you think "too-ra-loo-ra" is an Irish lullaby, and you get drunk on green beer on st. Patrick's day, you're just "paper irish."

by higmaster flash April 27, 2023

Irish Democracy

A political philosophy which posits that the law is merely what the authorities will actually do something about.

The fellas got a lesson in Irish Democracy when the whole neighborhood blew off illegal fireworks on the 4th of July and the cops sat and watched the show.

by The Men That God Made Mad May 13, 2023