Grandfather Clock

A sex position for a two male one female threesome in which the two men face each other and the woman is hung upside down via one knee over the shoulder of one man. She is then penetrated vaginally and anally by each man respectively and swung back and forth. Resembling the pendulum of a grandfather clock.

"Simon asked if i wanted to make a grandfather clock the other day."

"You're not a clockmaker"

"Neither is simon"

by Slaginsecret May 13, 2023

bang clock

Countdown until you will have sex with your significant other. Primarily used by long distance couples.

My bang clock is still at 54 days. I might have to book at earlier flight.

by roadkill66 August 27, 2017

Burning the clock

Having sex with a hooker who shows up looking nothing like their profile pic - but youre too horny to care

she looked nothing like her photo but i went for it anyway knowing i was just burning the clock

by ^^!$#@ October 11, 2019

Clock Style

Something to spice up your sex life, you set a timer or stopwatch and every time it goes off you switch to a new sex position.

Person 1: How are you and Jill doing?
Person 2: Well, honestly things were boring until last night when we tried clock style.

by thedefiner v4 March 8, 2015

Under The Clock

Used by Guyanese people to refer to a place in Stabroek Market : where there is a great Market Clock..where Ilegal Trading and the selling of stolen goods are conducted.

" Your phone was stolen?..you should check Under The Clock and see if someone has it there...get the Police involved and repossess it".

by Ahaha J April 18, 2018

Clock Glancing

The act of repeatedly looking at the clock to see how much more time is left for an event or something of that nature to end.

During school, when someone is going insane with boredom, they keep clock glancing.

by imaglancer March 7, 2011

kicking the clock

Wasting time

Dude, we gotta stop kicking the clock! We're running out of time

by Aidenwisco May 13, 2018