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Weiner Clock

Two Hands + One Face + Your Mom = Weiner Clock
I don't know if you're good at math...but your mom is. Weiner Clock

#WeinerClock
by Guido and The Guy April 24, 2023
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kicking the clock

Dude, we gotta stop kicking the clock! We're running out of time
by Aidenwisco May 13, 2018
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Clock Style

Something to spice up your sex life, you set a timer or stopwatch and every time it goes off you switch to a new sex position.
Person 1: How are you and Jill doing?
Person 2: Well, honestly things were boring until last night when we tried clock style.
by thedefiner v4 March 8, 2015
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Under The Clock

Used by Guyanese people to refer to a place in Stabroek Market : where there is a great Market Clock..where Ilegal Trading and the selling of stolen goods are conducted.
" Your phone was stolen?..you should check Under The Clock and see if someone has it there...get the Police involved and repossess it".
by Ahaha J April 18, 2018
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Clock Glancing

The act of repeatedly looking at the clock to see how much more time is left for an event or something of that nature to end.
During school, when someone is going insane with boredom, they keep clock glancing.
by imaglancer March 7, 2011
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Sex clock

I use the “:sex clock:”
by Mr.GOAT.444 May 28, 2020
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bang clock

Countdown until you will have sex with your significant other. Primarily used by long distance couples.
My bang clock is still at 54 days. I might have to book at earlier flight.
by roadkill66 August 27, 2017
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