bike swelling

When you go bicycling on an uncomfortable bike seat and you get some swelling on your butt and perineum.

Santa Claus: Hey Jesus, want to go shoot some hoops?
Jesus: Sorry but I can't...I went bicycling yesterday and now I've got bike swelling.

by goldenchocolate January 05, 2010

Disco Bike

A triathlon or time-trial bike. So-called due to the aggressive seat tube angle and aerodynamic qualities that are integral to its design.

"You can really get down on a Disco Bike".

by Neil Legstrong January 17, 2013

bike butt

That special way your butt hurts after riding a bike for the first time in a long while.

After her first bike ride this year, girl woke up with a bitchin' case of bike butt.

by Citybiker6959 April 12, 2014

The Bike Racks

A benign threat used to end an adolescent style argument. Often followed by a random future time.

Friend 1: "Princess Leia in her slave outfit is much hotter than Laura Croft!"

Friend 2: "No way!"

Friend 1: "That's it. The bike racks, 3 o'clock!"

by ar42dent June 16, 2010

bike-sexual

Unlike guys who like gals, guys, or guys and gals; bike-sexual guys are only into bikes.

"I'm into him but it seems like he's not into me. At first I thought he was stuck on his x-girlfriend but now I think he's just bike-sexual"

by pixelfairy October 31, 2008

scraper bike

A relatively recent phenomenon from the Bay area (specifically Oakland) in which people modify bicycles to resemble (either functionally, aesthetically or philosophically) the famed "scrapers" of the hyphy movement.

Man, you see the homemade spinners on that scraper bike? Shit is tight!

by robosauce May 30, 2007

Bike Pikey

Bike Pikey
A Bike Pikey is someone that is unwilling or unable to own bike components of any significant value. Usually due to a lack of understanding or appreciation of the actual mechanistic or engineering properties inherent in most expensive items.

Bike Pikey's often feel it necessary to criticise those who can either afford or appreciate expensive, top-end components.

"Why bother £40 FOR GEAR CABLE ooh they have shiny metal bits wow and there's even a German link and they make drastic improvements!"

- Example of a Bike Pikey whining.

by Another anon again February 20, 2006