brady jones

Small dicked fag with a massive forehead

That cunt is a proper Brady jones

by Pooon slayer 444 February 4, 2018

Eddie Jones

He loves pizza. Obsessed with pizza, never can get enough. Every Halloween, he makes every effort to dress as a pizza, and never has he failed. He even has his own theme song:

Pizza Love
I need one day
Just to say
What I love
Just to say what I love what I love
Oh it's Pizza Pizza Love
Pizza Love

Everybody knows what I know
What it shows
You can tell
But don't yell
But don't yell

Pizza Pizza Love
Pizza Love

Eddie has made many appearances in popular video games such as The Sims 4, Grand Theft Auto V, Red Dead Redemption 2, Wii Resort, and more. He also played a minor role in the Lum Show shit television series. His catchphrase is "I'm a Pizza".

You: "Look everyone! It's Eddie Jones!"

Everyone: "Hooraaayyyy!!!!"

by Buttholecrackpoopfart June 2, 2021

nola jones

nola jones is nola. She is scary. She makes me cry. But don’t worry bc it’s okay. Nola is nice. She likes ice. Nola jones is sophie jones sister. Nola is cooler then Sophie.

Nola jones rides a bike.

by Bubby boi November 5, 2019

indian jones

When the baby falls asleep and you try to swap your body with a stuffed animal in hopes the baby doesn't realize you've gotten up.

I really have to pee but the baby is asleep. I'm gonna have to Indian Jones it.

by J.Monae December 15, 2016

harvey jones

A Harvey Jones is a boy who tends to play girls, he sits on his backside thinking he is the king. Most girls won’t fall to his feet and he has to be told NO a few times before he gets it. One of a Harvey Jones’ favourite things to do is do illegal things... I’ll let you guess what that is.

Morgan wanted to kiss Tash whilst he was seeing Macy... He’s such a Harvey Jones

by User1832 October 15, 2018

Paedo Jones

A generic moniker for any creepy old man who you suspect as being a paedophile.

Typical characteristics include (but not limited to) making a deep grunt whenever kids are nearby, creeping around school gates, carrying a packet of Werthers Original, and the occasional ass fucking of young boys.

Yo bro, why didn’t you turn up at my kick ass bbq yesterday.

Awww man, I had my kids with me and I didn’t want Simon creeping round them. He is such a fucking Paedo Jones

by Rookie boi July 2, 2018

Rexton Jones

NPC

Wow that guy is so bland, it's almost like he's a Rexton Jones

by Beder Griffin July 8, 2022