fat knacker

contrary to popular belief the term 'fat knacker' is quite often used to insult someone who is not actually fat. But who is stuffing their amply sized gob full of something a fat person would eat.
Implies that they get knackered whilst eating hence the term fat knacker.
Also can be used to describe someone who is just insanely fat and gets tired shuffling to the fridge.

(note: i have absolutely nothing against fat people, the term fat knacker would only be used (in my case) to describe someone fat and a total ass wipe)

WTF! you're going back for another hamburger? you better hurry up and eat that then you fat knacker!

Fat Person: 'Ha! look at that bitch Lucy over there'
Me: Shut the fuck up you fat knacker!

by Lucy-fer in the sky with diamonds August 24, 2004

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fat fuckery

The act of engaging in activities that only a fat fuck would engage in, i.e. being fat and annoying.

That fucking fat fuck won't bang his hot ass wife just because he has PTSD. That's some serious fat fuckery right there.

by Jormungandr December 8, 2015

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Fat goat

A fat goat is when someone or something is being really dumb, stupid, frustrating or anything like that.

I don’t wanna do this fat goat homework.

by Fatgoatperson November 25, 2019

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Holiday Fat

n. Any form of sizeable and visible or malleable lipid gained under the skin throughout the general period of a holiday, due to excessive indulgence in edibilities.

"Jeez, man, check out my holiday fat... Muffin top, love handles, the complete set (Y)"
"Ewwwww..."

by chchchewy January 1, 2010

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O-Fat

Old Fogies Against Technology

My grandmother showed signs of being an O-Fat when she exclaimed, "Texting? What is a texting? Like a typewriter? Some kind of large keyboard? That is too advanced for the children of today."

by Kaembouchrown O. October 7, 2008

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