Lantern Test

Nurse slang; it means to shine a pen light in a patient's mouth and see their eyes light up (i.e., they have no brain.)

She thought Smucker's could be used as contraceptive jelly. I think she'd fail the lantern test.

by Nurse Whitney June 01, 2013

Soak test

A "soak test" is the part of video game testing where the game is started and the character is made to stand around for hours. It is used to detect crashes brought on by memory leaks and other faults in the game engine.

Today we will start Halo 3 and give it an 8-hour soak test.

by Aegrotatio October 19, 2010

Testes Twist

A “Testes Twist” is when someone twist a single testicle of another man.

Carl: Dude i gave Ryan the biggest “Testes Twist” yesterday you should’ve seen his face.

by JJ Jungle Juice November 25, 2020

Teste Toucher

A legendary Japanese warrior known to have fondled many scrotum and testicles of dead (or alive) enemies, and thus earning the name 'Teste Toucher,' now barely used in the modern world, only used as code in gangs and agencies.
Commoners use this word as a compliment.

Caty: Hey, are you gay?
Cuntsworth: No.
Caty: Then ill call you a Teste Toucher!
Cuntsworth: Why thank you young woman.

by Scrotum Stroker August 05, 2018

Dynamic Testing

A computer testing introduced by a guy who has a camel in his profile pic =/

Dynamic Testing is the best way to do it

by mohamedraahil August 16, 2021

test picture

A picture you temporarily post on your profile to get a good idea of how others will respond to it, before making the photo widely viewed.

I put up a test picture on Facebook, but no one commented on it, so I won't make it my profile picture.

by M.J.S.S January 14, 2010

test monkey

Those employed in Quality Assurance vocation who can do nothing more than complete tests given to them. In such cases where common sense, forethought, pro-activity or "thinking outside the box" are required, the test monkey is incapable of continuing their work.

Joe says he's a Quality Assurance Analyst but he just proved he's a test monkey by asking what to do now that the application failed.

by Nyarlathotechie March 29, 2017