talking head tennis

The endless back and forth political shots between Democrat and Republican commentators throughout the day on mainstream media. It is just like a tennis match. Democrats, Republicans, liberal, conservative, CNN, MSNBC, Fox News, network tv, cable tv, cable news, political commentators, talking heads

I am so tired of the talking head tennis that is always on tv every day. I don't learn anything about the world, just the endless drama in DC.

by joecoolthefool July 22, 2017

Tenny

A cute ass dog that is so nice and loving to her owners and people she’s known her whole life, but wants to kill strangers. Her nickname is tennifer for sure. She loves to play and is a dog that needs attention 24/7 or she will get mad. She’ll sleep next to you like a human. She will also steal your SPOT WHEREVER YOU SIT. If you move you will come back to her ass sitting in your chair. Everyone calls her retarded cause her eyes are further apart than a normal dog but the only person who truly loves her most is her momma.

My friend’s dog, Tenny, is psycho.

by Stupid.h0e May 16, 2020

All is fair in tennis and beer purchasing

A well-known saying that has been used to describe instances of tennis/beer-related activities since the early 1700’s.

Person 1: I can’t remember how much more beer I owe you for our tennis games.
Person 2: somewhere between $9 and $5 million dollars.
Person 1: that doesn’t seem fair

Person 2: All is fair in tennis and beer purchasing. That’s the saying.

by Tenbeersnow February 13, 2021

Road Tennis

Road tennis is a sport, concentrated mainly in Barbados, in which two players go head to head like a tennis match but using a road as a court. The rackets are wooden and the ball has fur removed for bounce. It is fast paced and the net is 8 inches high.

Joshua prefers road tennis to ping pong.

by barbadosrocks April 27, 2020

Chinese Tennis

When you and a friend hold hands and slap each other in the back of the hand until one of you can't stand it anymore

Bro 1 1: bro, wanna play Chinese Tennis
Bro 2: What's that

Bro 1: *slap*

by ravenpajamas535 January 30, 2022

fag tennis

Dudes who are more into their friends than anything else.
At some point the begin to experiment with fag tennis.
Kissing, touchy and grouping.
There is usually an abused pretty boy or idiot who starts this with his broes.

The pretty boy from Austria and Switzerland banged one of his friends after playing fag tennis.

by sinrlifemattrs September 5, 2025

Tennis Snob

A middle-aged recreational tennis player that believes that they are too good to play with a middle-aged recreational tennis players that are not as talented as they believe they are.

Stanley thinks he's too good to play with me. What a tennis snob!

by QueenofUnderground May 31, 2018