tattoo

A metaphoric slang term for something "plumbed" onto yourself, that you cannot easily remove within the foreseeable future. For example, your preference to read physical books over e-books due to screen time limits imposed by parents.

My love for physical books is like a tattoo; it’s something I can’t easily change, especially once my parents set rigid strict screen time limits.

by Emotional Cruiser August 12, 2025

Texas tattoo

Noun. When a male ejaculates onto a horse girl.

After we got back from the stable, I gave her a Texas tattoo

by Soggy white bread June 8, 2025

naughty brown tattoos

when a person sticks their finger up their partner’s ass and use the fecal matter to draw all over their partner’s body to resemble tattoos

Billy: Hey, I just got a new tattoo!

Bob: Nigga, I got something fucking cooler.

Billy: What?

Bob: Some naughty brown tattoos

by Kool_Tyga999 December 2, 2021

Coloring Book Tattoo

A tattoo that resembles something out of a coloring a book.

A cartoon character tattoo.

A tattoo that has a thick black outline and is colored in with one bright color.

Dude did you just see Jake's coloring book tattoo of a dinosaur?

by alostrenegade August 23, 2010

Electric Zombie Tattoo and Piercing

A tattoo shop that survived the Great Flood of 2011. Once located in downtown Athens, PA the shop has moved to 202 Desmond St. Sayre, PA 18840. You can call to speak to the living dead yourself at 570-504-5342!

"Where did you get that portrait?"

"Electric Zombie Tattoo and Piercing"

by electricmedusa December 23, 2011

Tattoo Ratio

A phrase describing the direct correlation between the number / eccentricity of attractive tattoos and the emotional instability and un-datability of a hot person.

Yeah Jessie is hot but she’s really high on the tattoo ratio so don’t get your hopes up.

by WordOfTheDay83 January 19, 2023

Tattoo

Tattoos might have indicated a person's toughness in the past, but those days are long gone. Nowadays, so many people get tattoos that they don't indicate anything. Pussies get tattoos like many other people do these days. You got people nowadays who get tattoos just to look tough or to look like somebody they know, or to look like a bunch of other people with the same tattoo.

He/she got a tattoo(s) to try and get more respect than they did as a kid, back when he/she was a fuckin dork.

by Solid Mantis September 12, 2019