Trouser Mountain

Another way of describing when your penis becomes erect and pushes upward against the crotch of your pants, also known as pitching a tent, standing at attention, morning wood and rising son
Why do you have a trouser mountain while watching those kids play???
by Metallicajunkie October 24, 2018
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fatback mountain

A former hangout in Northeastern PA across from Camp Cockblock where good times and all around shinannigans took place.
Let's go over to Fatback mountain and wake up Fatback.
by Mr.Mulch January 09, 2010
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Mountain cash

(noun) another word for toilet paper. Primarily used in remote mountainous areas or while camping.
Origin: Oregon, USA
Dude, where the mountain cash, I gotta take a dump.
by emcii December 01, 2008
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Mountain Dushbag

When a dude says he drinks a lot of Mountain Dew and his cum is sterile and dead but when he fucks you and gets you pregnant
by Fuckyoucunt! January 23, 2022
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Fuck Mountain

We've made it brethren. To our future, to our salvation, to Fuck Mountain.
by SnugisLurp July 23, 2021
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Meat Mountain

A penis so huge it rivals the blue whale's 98-incher.
Celene: "I had to take Chad's Meat Mountain the other day."
by UnusualInsanity June 16, 2023
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Mountain Peaks

When a woman is laying on her back, and her nipples are perky and upright resembling the peak of two mountains-in some cases three.
"Hey Janet just passed out drunk on the floor!"
"So what?"
"The AC is cranked up! Mountain peaks!"
"The hell is wrong with you?"
by Bass Drop Donnie June 25, 2012
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