Te rakau

Kotahi is a kind dolphin dot com

Friend 1: your such a kotahi(black dolphin)
Friend 2: very much.te rakau

by Dunkyfilla13 November 21, 2021

Te reoish

A knock-off version of English made to sound Māori by swapping vowels or adding a random consonant. Often sold as “revitalising te reo” when it’s really just bastardised English in disguise.

“Bro, they spent billions teaching us te reoish words we already know in English.”

by anonymous September 6, 2025