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tea leaf 

Rhyming slang for "thief"
That tea leaf half-inched me wallet.
tea leaf by P. Brain August 31, 2006
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tea-leaf 

Classic Cockney/Australian rhyming slang for "thief". Direct antonym would be an honest fellow.
"Some tea-leaf nicked (stole) my cash!"
tea-leaf by Tristan MacAvery June 22, 2006

Tea Belly 

Tea Belly is an ailment that occurs when one has consumed too much tea. The sufferer feels as though a small, but not insignificant lake has formed in his or her gut. When the condition is at its height, it's not uncommon for the sound of swilling liquid to be heard as the victim walks around or engages in any physical activities.
Kat: Wanna another tea pal?
Tamsin: Aye, why not? Sure another couldn't hurt.

...Tea Belly strikes.
Tea Belly by Tea_Belly September 13, 2012
(n. or v.) To place testicles in someone's mouth and procede in a up and down motion.
Shut up or I'll tea bag you
Tea Bag by The clit commander April 11, 2003

Tea-drinkin Mothafucka 

Mothafuckas like drinkin mothafuckin tea.

See also: mothafucka , tea
"Wassat you got in yo mug?"
"Tea, nigga,"
"Well then, you's a tea-drinkin mothafucka!"
Tea-drinkin Mothafucka by TarBB April 22, 2005

Tea Jacked, ala mode

The sexual act in which a man stradles his female parters face (facing her feet) dropping his testicles into her mouth to suck. At the same time jacking his cock until he shoots streams of cum towards her pussy while she is getting head by another female.
Dude, My girl surprised me by letting her freak friend join in while I tea jacked the fuck out of her. Her friend was eating her pussy while I jacked my cock until I shot streams of cum all over her friends face. I call it Tea Jacked, ala mode!
Tea Jacked, ala mode by DSatch1 December 30, 2009