Super-Straight

Unoriginal attempt at straight people trying to join the LGBTQ+ community.

Person 1: Hey I'm super-straight, I'm open to questions about it as i know it's out of the blue

Person 2: That's not a real thing fuckwadd

by DoTheMario2582 March 6, 2021

Super Straight

Super Straight or SS means super small referring to a man's penis size.

any super straight people here?
Yeah me!

by r0ttenapples March 8, 2021

Super Straight

An unintelligent individual who excuses their homophobia by making up their own sexuality that is represented by the porn hub colour scheme.

A: "wow, they're really hot!"
B: "Actually, they're trans so they are not someone I want to date. I'm transphobic-- I mean super straight and I only date real wo-"

*gunshots*

B: XP
A: :D

by MaddieSkye1715 April 17, 2021

Super Straight

Someone who is transphobic. Usually boys between 11-20 who never touched a women. They made a flag that looks like na*I flag and their colors are ⬛🟧

That dude is a idiot
Yeah he is super straight

by kravljamuda March 9, 2021

Super straight

A sexuality used bu secret gay men who are in denial of their attraction towards men.

Bob: Yeah I’m super straight.
Tom: Oh I didn’t know u like men.

by gayperson200 March 7, 2021

Super Straight

Only Transphobes who make sexuality as stupid as themselves

1 Guy: I'm Super Straight
2 Guy: No, you are not, you are just Transphob who trying to find a reason not to date trans women.
1 Guy: You are just a Superphobic!

by Half_of_the_girl August 5, 2022

Super Straight

A pseudo-sexual-orientation revolving around the rejection of transgender people, created in the putrid depths of 4chan in an attempt to troll and undermine the LGBTQ community. Super Straight — SS — gotta love the Nazi undertones.

I identify as super straight. Rather than simply having a body type preference an keeping it to myself respectably, or even better, lettering attraction unfold not as a theoretical concern that can be sorted in advance but as a lived experience that unravels organically, I feel a compulsion to let the world know that I reject transgender people categorically, possibly because they represent a threat to my own insecurities about gender and sexuality, and because I cannot empathize with the thought that rallying around the rejection of a marginalized group might be hurtful.

by Apoptose March 15, 2021