Sham house

A sham house is a house or home that is built to look like it has an abundance of square footage from the outside, but is actually quite small on the inside, like when the garage is attached and the garage door is not visible from the street, making the garage appear to be living space from the outside when it actually is just the garage.

"Wow, did you see Chuck's new house? I drove by it today and man, is it impressive! He must have like 5 bedrooms, 2 living rooms and a game room in that thing!"

"Yeah, he invited me over when he first bought it, and its smaller than it looks. It's just a sham house. He calls it his palace, but I was like; "Yeah right, more like BuckingSHAM Palace.""

by vinnie09 May 14, 2009

Shamalamadingdong

Used while shaking someone’s hand translates to “The last thing I touched was my dingdong”

-While shaking hands-
You: Shamalamadingdong
Them: what’s that mean?
You: The last thing I touched was my dingdong.
You: -gets on the floor and butt scoots away-

by ~Doggo~ November 25, 2017

Sham-a-dam-a-dee

Secret code word found in high school yearbook's from Northern Valley Regional High School at Old Tappan. May be related to drunken keg parties, boofing or the devil's triangle .

Would you rather a good boof or a sham-a-dam-a-dee?
I made it to the devil's triangle last night - sham-a-DAM-a-dee!

by Spartacus2020 February 2, 2019

Shamael

Shamael Is A Real Ninja He Dont Play By The Rules He Makes Them. You Say 2 + 2 = 4 But He Says 3-2= 1 And That’s What He Is 1 The 1 The Only. He Reads Between The Lines If There Isn’t Lines He Makes One. You Cross Him You Lost Him. Forever Getting His Lick Back. “Just Because Yall Hit The Same Hoe Don’t Mean We Equal Nigga” Most Likely Born In June. Has Fact Tattoos Are The Mark Of A Godly Man. Outfits Are Up To Par Even On His Off Day. Big Boy Trucks That Move Faster Then A Sports Car Come Equipped If Your Referring To A Shamael. Looks Are A 10 Outta 10. Have You Seen Boul ? Anyway Most Likey To Be Born In June. The 19th To Be Exact. Top Tier Rapper. Overall A Good Ni**a With Morals.

Hey How’s Your Ex ?

Idk I Only Dated Shamael & There’s No After Him.

by Fanofarealninja95 November 22, 2021

jester sham

An awesome MC . I got a bootleg of him with about 5 of his songs on it. Each are absolutley crazy. His big attention getter is the lyrics, the metaphors are just incredible and he has a non stop flow which is as smooth as it gets. My faveorite song was "off the air" sham completly comes at the commercial rap scene and completley tears 50cent in nuthing, then rips up all the record companies and exposes the bull-shit they put out, the best part iz dat nobody could fuck with this song cause of the incredibly complex lyrics. another amazing song was The Answer? getting as deep as anybody could with amazing lyrical content, My personal favorite though is "Death Toll" this song is just too sick, the lyics are tottaly crazy and ill. Sham is a must get for real hip-hop fans, try to find a bootleg of some of his songs, or just be patient untill he finally come out with material you you can buy.

Jester Sham- an awsome rapper who would tear anybody who steps to him.

by josepheram August 21, 2006

office shaman

like any great shaman, the office shaman is the guy with the vision ...but that's all he has to offer..the vision. the end result of what he wants and so desires. 75% of the time, his vision is pure genious, the other 25% of the time it's a wreck, but for that batting avg, everyone respects him. The problem with the shaman, like I said is they offer no path, no solution on how to achieve their vision which creates angst among his followers. The shaman is the one who coined the office phrase "figure it out", from which the other office phrase "WTF" orginated from. The office placebo's ultimate goal is to become a shaman, but it will never happen, cause like I said the office placebo is a complete fraud, does nothing and certainly could not come up with a vision.

Jackson: Wow, that was unbelievable ... I'm so charged up and excited as well as completely dumbfounded at the same time.
Murphy: I know, everytime I listen to Stefan, the office shaman, I feel the same way. The man is genius, but how the hell are we going to reduce expenses by 40% next month without doing away with our bagel friday's that everyone lives for.

by lastgreatnobody March 28, 2009

kushi-sham

When you mash ice cream together to make it like soft serve.

I LOVE kushi-sham! Kushi-shamming ice cream makes it taste WAY better

by Graybe Redmond September 29, 2017