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sheer stealth

To nuke a database, usually referring to forums
OMG! You pulled a sheer stealth and killed my MYSQL!
by mr.widdim June 11, 2006
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Top Shelf Stealth

To buy a "scud" magazine without your fellow shoppers ever knowing.
Little Ross was having internet problems so he went over to his local newsagent for a wank mag, he cunningly distracted the two little old ladies looking for a Readers Digest and proceeded to grab "Back door Milfs" and proceed to the empty checkout with nobody seeing him.

"That be some Top Shelf Stealth right there!" he thought to himself.
by patrick_batemanRW March 22, 2010
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Pearl harbor stealth bomb

The Pearl harbor stealth bomb is the action of pulling out of a girl and spitting on her back so she thinks you've finished and turns around to look at you, all the while you've been jerking off, so when she looks back you cum on her face
I decided to spice things up and use the Pearl harbor stealth bomb on my girlfriend last night
by Og Orange November 20, 2019
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midnight stealth

touching or sticking it to a girl when she has no idea your even in the room. this works best while chicks are wasted and you get in less trouble
Rember when Wubba Midnight Stealthed that fat chick at that party.
by Bush Daddy May 31, 2005
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American Stealth

Complete opposite to stealth. i.e. as un-stealthy as one can possibly be.
That air strike was american stealth at its best.
by Piglet Brave March 13, 2011
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penis stealth

When you get an erection and you intend to hide it in a D&D game. The name of that skill is penis stealth.
Oh man my warrior has a 27+ 2 strength and a 34 penis stealth. You can't use "porn embarrassement" on me !
by Bobbythe bobber December 5, 2007
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British stealth

In America (or a right-hand driving country), drive on the left hand side of the road at night with your lights off speeding as fast as possible.
Matt switched to the left side of the road, turned off his lights, and asked his passenger Emily if she'd like some tea and crumpets. She was very impressed with his ability to drive British stealth.
by egone733 May 1, 2010
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