late stage democracy

a liberal democracy in which the politicians and bureaucrats behave like chimpanzees on LSD. they throw shit at their peers, and eat food that they know they have stolen but will receive no consequences due to them being "StAtE OfFiCiAlS".

the congress of this democracy seemingly cannot function without pork barrel politics. the congress doubles as a retirement home and mental asylum, or sometimes a massive sex offender registry.

this democracy will last only until a war breaks out, and will go back to a normal democratic system but fade slowly into late stage democracy once more.

common late stage democracies include but aren't limited to; the united states, the united kingdom, canada, and hungary.
"OMG DRUMP IS GONNA DESTROY OUR DEMOCRACY"

"we will always be a democracy, a late stage democracy."
by ¡AFUERA! enjoyer January 01, 2025
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Cocking Stage

When you're not dating yet but you've already given them the cock that's the cocking stage.
"are you seeing that guy?"
"Not seriously. We're in the cocking stage."
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Pavle Walk Stage 2

(READ "PAVLE WALK" TO UNDERSTAND) The Pavle Walk Stage 2 is when on the Pavle walk and cannot find a child so you enter there home and take their kid while there sleeping. After Taking there kid you leave a note behind saying "YOU HAVE BEEN PAVLED." And leave the house with their child (Typically a boy).
Person 1: Hey i'm on the Pavle walk and cant find any little boys
Person 2: That's okay! Just do the Pavle walk stage 2!
Person 1: That's a great idea why didn't I think of that!
by John Wock September 09, 2022
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Post-Dopamine Stage

A period of doing an activity, generally a video game, where it has been done so much that the brain no longer releases dopamine from playing it, and instead, it is played out of habit. Almost every top player in a video game has reached the Post-Dopamine Stage. Just because someone is in the Post-Dopamine Stage doesn't mean they are a great player, they have stopped playing the game, or they derive no enjoyment from the game. It simply means they have played it enough that the initial rush of playing it has gone away.
I reached the Post-Dopamine Stage playing Geometry Dash a loooong time ago
by xention09 July 17, 2023
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The pizza stage

When a boy asks a girl to share a pizza it means he wants to elevate it to a new level
Hey jenny wanna share a pizza,

Yay we are in the pizza stage
by bobbyli March 26, 2014
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stage plight

a loud house episode, my absolute FAVORITTEEEE!!!!!
in this episode basically luan wants to get closer to her crush, benny. so she signs up for a stage adaptation of romeo and juliet and yeah. she eventually gets casted for the lead part alongside her crush.

aaaaaand here's the twissssstttttt.........
ITS ACT ONE EFFING SCENE FIVE (aka the kiss!11!!1!!1)
and yeah. luan is waaaaay too nervous to kiss benny on stage, since she's never been kissed b4. and each time she tries to kiss him, she chickens out and uses a whole lot of excuses to get out of it. benny is just effing disappointed he can't smooch her. a few days later, benny quits the play due to this. luan finds him sitting alone of a bench, and asks him why he quit the play. he thought that luan didn't like him at all. luan apologized for constantly freaking out about it, admitting she was too nervous to kiss him. benny was also nervous to kiss as well. they later whipped out their puppets (which are 69% possessed) (did i forget to mention they both do ventriloquism?) and they both admitted that they were in love with each other via venting through their puppets. then they just stop talking suddenly

aaaaaand.........

****cue romantic montage thingy***
THEY KISSSSEEEEDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!
then the puppets magically come alive as luan and benny kiss

THE END

benny did ac do the play with luan off-camera, and DID AC KISS ON STAGE

also neither of them have been kissed b4
they were both 14, also they are still together.
stage plight
by luanandbennyforever October 19, 2022
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Two stage shit

This happens when you go for a poo, afterwards when all the solids have ejected and you get ready to wipe your bottom another turd starts coming out and forces you to have a two sage poo.
(Dad) OMG have you blocked the toilet again?

(Son) sorry but I had to do a two stage shit.
by Mathmoss November 08, 2018
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