Smuffacated

When a fat chick sits on your face making it almost impossible to breath.

When ol'girl sat on my face last night I had to tapout or blackout, she almost smuffacated me with those thighs.

by Dirty Aryan May 4, 2009

scuffed

Having inferior quality, especially of something or someone that was previously good.

This is such a scuffed party.
These pants are so scuffed now.

by Periof January 12, 2017

Shepp Shuffle

(1) A lilting Happy movement.
(2) To Avoid.
buis. (3) To Dodge unhappy management staff.
govt. (4) A dance often used to achieve mayoral status in a community.

John! You have Shepp shuffled out of that assignment. I can't believe they bought that excuse!

by John October 15, 2004

Miller Shuffle

Previous defintion close but wrong, a Miller Shuffle is the act of alternating between alcoholic drinks and non-alcholic drinks whilst out drinking, the light-weights course of action.

Look at Rich doing the miller shuffle again!

by The Mess Seeker May 15, 2005

Pex Shuffle

The Pex Shuffle is the breaking up of a single stride into many different parts, in a seemingly random fashion. Much to the irritation of all present. Manny-Speak for the feet.

"Did you see that guy doing the Pex Shuffle? It was like he was having a seizure from the waste down while trying to moonwalk"

by Maiviana February 14, 2008

Raines Shuffle

Masterbating while playing pokemon and taking a dump.

Dude, I think Jeremy is in the bathroom doing the Raines Shuffle.

by Carandil June 10, 2010

Frankfurt shuffle

An undulation of one's own body, particularly in the hips. This is carried out by Germans and fans of Germans in order to express the incredible contribution that German Pornography has had on the world.

It is also used to celebrate a good day in the stock market by vibrant German lovemakers.

Stewart, a quiet man, turned off his laptop and performed the Frankfurt Shuffle as he and his girlfriend used German 1980's pornography to stimulate their bedroom jollies.

by Dr. Patrinicles Lowenboxen October 12, 2010