bust and split

When a man goes to a woman's place that he has just met has sexual intercourse with said woman, and then leaves immeadetly afterward. And never speaks to or makes contact with her again after the aforesaid act.

Eric: Hey Scott! you seen Jim around here?

Scott: Nah, he left with some bitch like half an hour ago.

Jim: Hey guys, how's it hangin'

Scott: Yo! I thought you took that bitch home.

Eric: Yeah, what the fuck are you doin' back here?

Jim: Oh, I just pulled a Bust And Split, I'm just tryin' to get me some dessert.

Eric & Scott: OH! you're a fuckin' man-whore!

Jim: hey not everyone is a pussy magnet.

by Vike-king October 27, 2007

Banana Split

is performed when a man cuts his dick before jerking off, then proceeds to immediately urinate. This creates the red, white, and yellow colors of the delicious dessert.

You pussy…no wonder you chafe when you jerk off. Blood is the best lubricant and that is why I prefer a banana split. There is something cleansing about pissing after jerking it in my own blood.

by Der_Hagrid August 1, 2010

shit split

The act in which a grown man wears a thong(preferably yellow) and takes a shit. The thong in turn spliting the pinched load in half to either side of the thong.

Oh my god Tom, I was partying with Jason last night and he totally pulled off a perfect shit split.

by Misc Man January 3, 2008

Banana Split

The act of a female cumming on your dick while bouncing in a split formation.

'Damn! Last night Tasha gave me the banana split!'

by littlemagwokd August 30, 2015

split

1. to escape/run away in a hurry
2. to make one naked
3. a sundae

1. "Oh shit nigga! The po-po's in this piece dawg I'm splitin'!"
2. "I'll get ya home and I'll split ya..."
3. "Banana splits are sexy"

by bawse major December 16, 2008

2 7 split

A 2-7 split is a hand you can be delt in Texas Hold em. It is composed of a 2 and a 7 of different suits, and is one you should quickly fold on because if you actually take the time to count, you'd realise that you have a very low chance a straight or a flush. Even if you manage a pair, 2s and 7s are considered low pairs and can be beaten easily.

"You bet 5 white chips with a 2 7 split? Loser!"

by ramdonperson May 12, 2006

Brown banana split

When a chick takes a shit whilst wearing a bikinni creating the poo to split in half.

bro, saw a chick at the beach doing a brown banana split in the bushes.

banana split

by jagsjrtib May 24, 2011