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Spiked seltzer

a liquid of unknown origin, secreted from the genetails, usually of a sex worker,which has the texture and flavor of walmart brand seltzer water
Whoh candi are you okay, i heard you had a flare-uo of spiked seltzer .

Steve you make me so horny,fill up a wine glass with your spiked seltzer and demolish me as i drink it.
by fodueao spondonicles October 27, 2019
mugGet the Spiked seltzermug.

Spike

some ginger nonce who pull 4 kid at a time
(can also be used as an adjective)
"what a Spike"
"That guy is attempting a spike, quick call the police!"
by Podi_mamba April 30, 2019
mugGet the Spikemug.

spike

Yo Javier is a real spike!, he be singing jewish songs with a reggaeton beat!
by Fuch naut April 6, 2023
mugGet the spikemug.

Spike

Then I took out my spike.
by Judge dredd7 November 4, 2011
mugGet the Spikemug.

Dick Spike

Dick Spiking is where a ton of men get hard and all lay down kinda close to eachother. Creating spikes made of dicks then women jump from a predered hight and try and land on one.
Dick spike is when men get hard and lay down like spikes then women jump on there dicks
by DinkDonk89 December 1, 2019
mugGet the Dick Spikemug.

wallet spike

the act of forcefully refusing to go to a strip club by throwing your billfold away
" hey let's all go to the strip club!"

"No! I don't want to! My girlfriend will kill me" followed by a wallet spike
by Lotek March 2, 2015
mugGet the wallet spikemug.

Jizz-Spike

Nick name for dumbasses named Austin who spike their hair with gel
"Hey Jizz-Spike, stop buying so many Snap-On tools"
"Fucking up again Jizz-Spike?"
by Jassuncle February 22, 2022
mugGet the Jizz-Spikemug.

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