Gut Soup

(N) Gut Soup is the most vile form of diarrhea, preceded by churning, cramping, and gurgling of the gastrointesinal tract. The initial discharge may likely be solid, followed by extremely thin, broth-like spray and a mixture of sludge and remaining solids. Extremely violent gas production propels this liquid/solid projectile. This particular form often has a strong, vomitous odor, due to the rapidity with which newly ingested food races from stomach to rectum, retaining much of the bile smell from acids vital to digestion.

Joe 1: are you ok? you look like that guy in Aliens right before his chest burst open!
Joe 2: Good guess! I just ate at the DFAC, and now I have a violent batch of Gut Soup brewing!
Joe 1: you better hurry...hope it doesn't turn into Piss Butt

by Dudeman Joe July 25, 2009

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mcdonalds soup

A substance that looks like throwup. Usaly made with mlik water and things on your school lunch tray you don't want.

Me and my friend made mcdonalds soup today with milk ranch oranges and water

by sicman May 26, 2014

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chowder soup

When too many people get in a tiny hot tub and the water turns milky white.

That hot tub looks like chowder soup.

by jones32 March 30, 2015

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Suicide Soup

Suicide Soup:
-Bleach
-Tide Pods
-2 blenders
-One toaster
-A bathtub
-A noose
-a cup
First start with making a noose. Hang the noose in the bathtub. Get your bleach, Tide pods, toaster and two blenders. Put the bleach and Tide pods into the tub. Attach the blenders to your wrist. Get into the tub and put the noose around your neck. After slouching down in the tub with the noose around your neck take a cup, fill it with bleach and a single Tide Pod. Drink the cup of bleach and eat the Tide pod. Then drop the toaster at the same time as starting the blenders. The noose will steep you like a tea bag into the tub while everything mixes together creating the soup.

I'm making Suicide Soup.

by Tet December 3, 2019

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