Slothaism

The act of worshiping sloths.

Human: I hate sloths. They're so dumb.
Sloth: YOU WILL USE SLOTHAISM OR YOU WILL DIE.

by SonicKnuckles1998 August 12, 2016

Smooth Cougar

My mom, apparently.

Khufu called my mom a smooth cougar.

by Honeycutt October 6, 2016

Slothosexual

Being sexually attracted to a sloth, and will usually get turned on by their slowness, because damn that's sexy.

"What's your sexuality?"
"I'm a slothosexual and proud." ;)

by Adora :)) March 7, 2017

slothore

A group of sluts

Look at that slothore

by ytnigchow June 10, 2017

slothsquatch

A very large slow person.

My boss is so slow, he's just such a slothsquatch.

by Marshallu78 August 2, 2017

Slothly

When you get so high you start making up new words while slurring the ones you're speaking. Then forget what the definition of the word you made up was.

Yo man I got so fucking slothly off the one shotgun hit!

by Mcrock October 6, 2018

Smooth Tunnel

Smooth tunnel meaning a smooth vaginal experience usually a word used after satisfying entercourse. Or could be used to describe the vagina itself.

“Hey Jessica, I stuck a breadstick up my smooth tunnel!”

by Smooth tunnel December 17, 2018