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Skater

A person who skates. Nobody cares about how you look or what you listen to. I wear baggy clothes and listen to nu metal and 90s rap but someone may wear short shorts and listen to Playboy Carti.

You should skate for fun and you like it, not because it is now mainstream and cool. If you do that, you are a poser and a counterfeit.
Also, beginners are not posers, they are trying to learn and get help, so you are making them quit skateboarding.
Poser: Yeah I'm a skater
Actual Skater: Do a kickflip
Poser: Ok. *falls*

Also I hate Zumiez. They close local skate shops and make skateboarding more mainstream. My mom got me a Zumiez board for Christmas and while I'm grateful, I'm a little disappointed but she said she'll return it. I'll stick with my OG Creature board for now. (this is a true story from like a few days back)
by klem_box47 December 30, 2022
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nas skater

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yo bro have u heard the news?
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johnny sins is pulling a nas skater!
yo bro no way!!
by source: trust me bro :) June 27, 2021
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SKATERED

A cross between Skate and Scatter; to leave.
"After high school we all skatered to colleges at opposite ends of the earth."
by A. Starkey September 1, 2008
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Skater boi

by Lozloz1983 November 4, 2021
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Closet Skater

Used to refer to a skateboarder who will not tell anyone that they skate because they are intimidated by better skaters.
Sean is a skater, although he doesn’t dress like one, and he won’t tell anyone. He’s a closet skater.
by Yellowwater September 20, 2019
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skater

A bottom, gay closeted man that rides meat every Wednesday
Yo have you spoken to skater?
No he's too busy sucking dick
by Vipid September 2, 2022
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Skaters

A group of people who claim to not give an F, and then get offended by someone carrying a skateboard a different way from them
Kyle: Maybe I should try out skateboarding
John: Well that's fine, just don't become like skaters.
Tyler: YOU GUYS WROTE A DEFINITION ON URBAN DICTIONARY?!?!
Kyle: Shut up Tyler
by TyeTheGuy75 April 24, 2022
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