skater weasel

A skater weasel is a teenage male who’s thin, wears tight athletic pants, skater sneaks, various hairstyles (sometimes dyed an unusual color) carries a skateboard or drives a small Japanese car often with loud muffler, works at a fast-food restaurant, does landscaping, a convenience store, etc. often still in high school. Often seen in groups of 2-3 similar guys.

There’s that skater weasel Jonah carrying the skateboard he ‘borrowed’ from my friend at school.

by NavyTown September 13, 2020

Skater

A person who skates. Nobody cares about how you look or what you listen to. I wear baggy clothes and listen to nu metal and 90s rap but someone may wear short shorts and listen to Playboy Carti.

You should skate for fun and you like it, not because it is now mainstream and cool. If you do that, you are a poser and a counterfeit.
Also, beginners are not posers, they are trying to learn and get help, so you are making them quit skateboarding.

Poser: Yeah I'm a skater
Actual Skater: Do a kickflip
Poser: Ok. *falls*

Also I hate Zumiez. They close local skate shops and make skateboarding more mainstream. My mom got me a Zumiez board for Christmas and while I'm grateful, I'm a little disappointed but she said she'll return it. I'll stick with my OG Creature board for now. (this is a true story from like a few days back)

by klem_box47 December 30, 2022

nas skater

everyones fav local nonce monster, has produced some backshot porn with our favorite raging racist homophobic country singer ang3l.raych.

yo bro have u heard the news?
no what is it?
johnny sins is pulling a nas skater!
yo bro no way!!

by source: trust me bro :) June 27, 2021

skater

Slang for 1/8 ounce of weed AKA an eigth.

OG: Yo - What you need a zip of the kush?

Pothead: Naw bro, funds are short. Let me get that skater.

by bhenchodan April 25, 2014

“Skater” who cant kickflip

The lowest of the low. Absolute scumbags who have no life and should probably kill themselves. If your a “Skater” who can’t kickflip you probably hate yourself and it’s fully justified

Look it’s a “skater” who cant kickflip I bet his parents are dissapointed in him

by Bigdickrick97372782 October 18, 2021

Boneless Skater

A skater who doesn’t put in real effort but instead does circus tricks in an attempt to look like he/she has skill

That boneless skater over there had me fooled I thought he was good for a second

by Dictionaryman1997 July 9, 2021

Skater punk chola

A swaggy gal that dresses like a skater grunge , punk e girl , and chola. She’s also known as a bruh gurl. Very chill & dude like.

Yo, Whitney is a down ass Skater Punk Chola who can chill with the guys easily.

by Nickitahh January 16, 2022