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Skaterism

A collection of negative traits and behaviors most often associated with skateboarders expressed, as a disregard for everything but skateboarding, including family, work, significant others, and daily hygiene.
I respect the actual skateboarding so that’s not the thing but, skaterism is a deal breaker for me.

Mike calls in to work almost everyday because his skaterism prevents him from following through on anything.
by Maceo & Mekenzie July 5, 2019
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Speed Skater

A man at a speed dating event who takes his penis out of his pants under the table and urinates or ejaculates, so when his date stands up she slides around like on ice skates.
Make sure table number 4 keeps his hands above the table, I heard he’s a speed skater.
by Chinesesailboat July 30, 2022
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Skater boy

If you are a skater boy talk to my manager
-look a skater boy
-yea he is hot just because he has a skateboard
by Givemeyoursnapalready June 21, 2020
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Skater Wood

The unfortunate state of arousal in male ice skaters/dancers from either A) vigorously fondling himself or B) grinding erotically with an ungodly flexible partner.
1) Did you see the way Brian Boitano was rubbing himself during his ice dance last night? He HAD to get skater wood.

2) Damn, if I had my hand in Tanith's crotch like that during that routine, I would definitely pop skater wood.
by Diesel Darryl March 6, 2010
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nas skater

everyones fav local nonce monster, has produced some backshot porn with our favorite raging racist homophobic country singer ang3l.raych.
yo bro have u heard the news?
no what is it?
johnny sins is pulling a nas skater!
yo bro no way!!
by source: trust me bro :) June 27, 2021
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skater weasel

A skater weasel is a teenage male who’s thin, wears tight athletic pants, skater sneaks, various hairstyles (sometimes dyed an unusual color) carries a skateboard or drives a small Japanese car often with loud muffler, works at a fast-food restaurant, does landscaping, a convenience store, etc. often still in high school. Often seen in groups of 2-3 similar guys.
There’s that skater weasel Jonah carrying the skateboard he ‘borrowed’ from my friend at school.
by NavyTown September 13, 2020
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Skater

A person who skates. Nobody cares about how you look or what you listen to. I wear baggy clothes and listen to nu metal and 90s rap but someone may wear short shorts and listen to Playboy Carti.

You should skate for fun and you like it, not because it is now mainstream and cool. If you do that, you are a poser and a counterfeit.
Also, beginners are not posers, they are trying to learn and get help, so you are making them quit skateboarding.
Poser: Yeah I'm a skater
Actual Skater: Do a kickflip
Poser: Ok. *falls*

Also I hate Zumiez. They close local skate shops and make skateboarding more mainstream. My mom got me a Zumiez board for Christmas and while I'm grateful, I'm a little disappointed but she said she'll return it. I'll stick with my OG Creature board for now. (this is a true story from like a few days back)
by klem_box47 December 30, 2022
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