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Single Ply Toilet Paper

My ass is getting scratched by this single ply toilet paper!
by Numberline October 16, 2023
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why you single?

Means a female or a male is trying to get to the next level with you indirectly. Meaning trying to be the next person that you date.
An Example of Why you single?: Guy : I was meaning to ask, "Why are you single?" Girl: "Haven't really found someone interesting, yet. Guy: "Cool, how about I change that title."
by TMC23 January 25, 2014
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single going out

when there is a couple and when they are together they are going out, but when they are alone they are counted as single leaving them free to do as will.
Therefor it is when you and a girl/boy are not officially a couple but you are more then friends with benefits
guy 1 - dude, don't hook up with her you have your girlfriend!
guy 2 - narr mate she's not my girlfriend we are just 'single going out' and shes not here so i can do what i want with who i want.
guy 1 - ohok mad bro, GO FOR IT!
by Joel121212 March 23, 2008
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chronically single

when oneself is either unable to form relationships with the opposite sex or is rejected to the point they just want to be single to stay happy. Many people who are chronically single are either agressive gamers, drug or alcohol abusers, or loners but is not limited to those.
Girl 1: WHtas the deal with that boy? He looks like he could just die but he's at all those parties.

Girl 2: He's chronically single.

Girl 1: Ohhh I see. Poor guy, what could of caused it?
by theColonel94 February 5, 2010
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Big single

When u or someone is wanting a boyfriend/girlfriend and they have been single for a long time
by Bj GB . Ml December 6, 2018
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Single attack fucker

Someone who when playing any type of fighting based game, despite a plethora of distinct, cool and most importantly, varying attacks at there behest, choose to fight using only the one (often boring and unimpressive) attack. Victory is often unattainable when versing a single attack fucker as they proceed to force you into a corner and perform the same pussy faggot ass attack over and over and over and over, resulting in undescribable frustration and or murderous tendencies.
Whether it be rushing in dragonball Z or the dastardly low kick in street fighter, single attack fuckers are nearly impossible to defeat with one the exception being interfering with there cognitive/hand eye coordination processing centres, aka reaching over and hitting there controller
Male: (thinking to himself) im so good at soul caliber 2, i know, ill ask my little sister to play me so i can smash her ass and feel better about myself.
HEY SIS! COME PLAY A GAME WITH YOUR BROTHER!

Sister: okee dokee, how do i play?

Male: uh i forgot, just figure it out

sister: (happily humming away) XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

In game announcer: PERFECT K.O!

Sister: hey i won, YAY! im so hap......

Male: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM YOU SINGLE ATTACK FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by urbdicsh May 26, 2011
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Single

The state you're probably in right now, if you spend your time looking this up.
You are single. That's it, that was the example.
by a fucking genius March 20, 2019
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