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sideboss

The pleasuring of a man's penis using your butthole, aka sitting on a penis.
dude 1: Hey did you see that guys crank?
dude 2: Yeah, I totally wanted to jump off my Busa and sideboss him
by gootboxybox July 7, 2014
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Sidebar pour

A ridiculously excessive pour. Specifically when ordering a drink on the rocks.

Specifically used by hipsters and residents of Austin, Texas
Man. I don't get it, I've had two Bushmills rocks and I'm wasted.

Dude, what do you expect, you're drinking SideBar Pours.
by Johnny Games October 21, 2009
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sideboob

A view of the female breast seen from a side; generally under loosely-fitting clothes. Very titillating (pun intended) and sexual without showing any overt nudity.
There is so much sideboob at Los Angeles awards shows!

My brother's g/f's sideboob totally distracted me from my own g/f.
by Nutty J September 17, 2005
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asimov's sideburns

1) n. To be used in similes to show something is epic.
2) v. To be used to show you are doing something epic.
3) a. To be used to show how awesome what you are looking at is epic.
4) av. To be used to show how epic what you are/were doing is/was.

The phrase 'asimov's sideburns' refers to the science fiction writer Isaac Asimov, known mainly for his writing and good intellect, but the hidden gem of his character were his heavily-cultivated sideburns. Asimov fans around the world recognise Asimov's sideburns as some of the most persona-defining, ingenious, and gravity-defying hair since Friderich Nietzche's moustache.
1) She was as awesome as asimov's sideburns.

The Grand Canyon's pure sight was breathtaking, like asimov's sideburns.
2) I totally asimov's sideburned down that road.
3) Wow, did you see that asimov's sideburns car?
4) The car was asimov's sideburning asimov's sideburnly.
by I Define The Internet May 9, 2010
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Sidebreast

The worst form of a sideman. Can be used for males and females.

Shows moistness, and overall the worst sideman behaviour. Usually leaves friends 'hanging'
"man, do you lift?"
"Yeah, I lift...my legs when I walk"
Sidebreast.

"wna come 2 the cinema 2day?"
"Nah, gotta expand my knowledge on land economy."
Sidebreast.

"spud me"
"..........nah"
Sidebreast.
by l337n3s5 March 11, 2013
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