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Shitty Saxophone

When a man is having anal sex with a woman and she farts and it creates a sound that reminds you of Bill Clinton playing the saxophone.
Everything was going great... until she threw a shitty saxophone at me! I didn't know what to do!
by Bandboy69 January 25, 2009
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shitty baby

1. A child born out of a womans asshole.
2. A complete douche bag.
3. Someone you utterly hate
1. Tom Cruise is a shitty baby.
2. Drew B.
by Pete P. December 25, 2006
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Shitty day

One of these days where you start the morning accidentaly stepping excrement. While you clean your right shoe, you find out that its all over the left shoe too, and your sock. The smell won't go.
my day started really shitty too.. had to walk around with ppl asking all the time, did someone step on kaki?

-"This office smells funny.. check your sole man"
-"yes, its me.. seems like a shitty day..."
by MishOr January 9, 2011
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shitty morning

the process of shitting with out wiping then bending over on top of one of your friends while their sleeping, then punching them in the stomach which makes their head spring into your unwiped asshole.
makai: i just gave jack a shitty morning

jack:FUCK!!!!
by bitchass111 May 7, 2010
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Shitty Orchestra

When five or more males participate in a group circle jerk where they are in fact not jerking themselves off but that are however all getting rim jobs while getting their man tree stroked also know as a rusty trombone. while all of this is happening one person is in the middle throwing his arms up in random motions thus looking like a composer. all in all it resembles a nasty orgy orchestra.
yesterday me and my band friends fucked each other Shitty Orchestra
by theblackkkid June 8, 2011
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Shitty Comeback

"your mom!"

"dude that was a shitty comeback"
by genlo January 18, 2009
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Shitty kitty

The sexual act of jamming a dry unit into back door fun store, causing a cat with its tale stepped on yowl, then upon completion using the generated slurry to paint cute cat whiskers on recipient, a derivative of the time tested dirty sanchez
Carter was a sass mouthed boy, so Timmy gave him a artistic shitty kitty to straighten him out
by Gingerly ginger January 17, 2022
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