Secret sesh

When you're mates go out on a sesh but don't invite you, commonly any organisation is done only when you are not around.

Person 1: Where is Ian tonight?
Person 2: Oh he's out on the sesh with a bunch of our mates.
Person 1: Wait there was a sesh tonight? No one told me?
Person 2: Oh.... secret sesh mate.

Secret sesh by shahed October 20, 2017

johnston sesh

Masturbating 2 1/2 times in 7 minutes

I'm gonna go have a johnston sesh

johnston sesh by Blem97 October 15, 2017

after sesh 

Said of that very moment, way after you hit plateau, when you are incapable to interact with the world and you are basically another piece of furniture of the room you have been dwelling for the last ten hours.

Skunky ataraxia induced by shit tons of narcotics

fuck this fucking field... there is no way you can possibly use the this substantive phrase in a fucking sentence without embarrassing yourself.
Try ket and then you'll feel it in your flesh

"after sesh" you happy? cunt

after sesh by i will yeah September 4, 2017

Session/Sesh-head 

A person who typically always has the sesh on their mind, or otherwise is always at the sesh.
Another accurate representation of a sesh head is also the music video to "mad scene" by Versatile

"Yes boys we need to go on a mission to find the sesh, can't take my mind off that premium jam"
"Yes Johnnie you're such a session/Sesh-head"

Session/Sesh-head by No Waste Gang January 19, 2018

steam sesh

A really, really gay way of saying you fucked someone/thing

Just had a steam sesh with my girl, was pre nice

steam sesh by cyph3r_cunt May 15, 2018

Bake sesh

A fun fucking time with the boys. It is referred to hitting gas in the bathroom. Kevin, Larry, and Josh all don’t give a fuck. They hit gas on a regular

Josh: yoooooo lets do a bake sesh right now dawg
Kevin: dude fuck yea
Larry: fuck yea bitch

Bake sesh by Gay nigga 102567839 December 31, 2018

Dad sesh 

When your Dad is imparting his wisdom, knowledge or lecturing you on how to live a successful life. Usually when you don’t want to hear it.

Friend1: Where have you been? You’ve missed part of the game.
Friend2: Sorry, I was caught in a Dad sesh. He saw my report card and I got caught up for 20 minutes listening to how my life’s gonna turn out if I don’t get better grades.

Dad sesh by Kevin Haas February 20, 2019