seabass jam salmon

A jam created with the slime off seabass and salmon mixed with assorted parts of the fish that are not usally eaten.
I would love some seabass jam salmon on my toast, thank you for offering!
by bran-sauce July 28, 2011
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Secret Silent Salmon Kiss

To kiss whilst making fish lips. Fish Lips are when one's lips are in a fish-like position, sort of like a pout.
The Secret Silent Salmon Kiss can we shortened to S.S.S
Person 1: Omg! You Kissed Him?
Person 2: Yes! It was incredible
Person 1: Was it like tongues?
Person 2: No, It was a Secret Silent Salmon Kiss.
by C.A.E September 11, 2013
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COLD SALMON (faj)

Someone who is fridgid and wont do anything with their bitch.
Faj, AKA... Derek Rempel
by Pat The Phunky Homosapien June 28, 2003
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Salmon Creek Big Bud

Also known as Salmon Creek, it is one of the premeir chronic marijuanas available. Known for it's abnormally large cola's, SCBB earns the Big Bud of it's name.
"I bought a joint of this Salmon Creek Big Bud and couldn't even finish the joint."

by Colbs,,, August 27, 2008
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alaskan salmon run moustache

when you take your partner away on a romantic expidition to the alaskan alp cottages. then you go ice jigging for the so called alaskan salmon. catch a salmon and procede to root the ass off of it and release your sperm inside of it. then you take the so called salmon back to the cottage and use it on your partner inserting it into her ass. on point of ejaculation of your partner you squeeze the salmons guts releasing the remnants of your sperm into your partners ass. then you pull the salmon out of your partners ass all covered in shitty, cummy, bloody resin and slap her across the face leaving a shitty cummy bloody fucking moustache on her upper lip.
i took my partner to the alaskan alps the other weekend for a fishing adventure and gave her a alaskan salmon run moustache.
by midge101 July 18, 2010
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big fat salmon of knowledge

popularly known as fintan hamilton or the carhartt meuca, he is currently living in spain, in a town called Meucaland, where around a hundred meuques are around him every day. his big fat cock has become one of the most dangerous weapons nowadays.
this big fat salmon of knowledge screws meuques daily
by MeucHamilton January 24, 2023
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