Sage

A “sage” is someone who can be very very annoying and simp over guys named Jesus.

Sage: dammm did u see Jesus in his hoe shorts today.

Friend: why are you like this?

by Jesuslover2,000 March 26, 2022

Sage Flakes

When you scratch the shit out of your skin so hard it looks like like you are attempting to make your arm a make shift lottery crossword puzzle and you leave flakes of skin over any given object.

Hey, look at that old smelly guy leaving his sage flakes all over the place, gross.

by New Meta Strats September 12, 2015

Sage

that really cute guy in ur class who at first seems like a great person and totally a feminist, but when you date them they act like an entitled bitch baby

hey look it’s that fucking idiot sage. who has one lone brain cell.

by bigboiibottom November 21, 2022

Jump Sage Day

On September 22, we beat up Sage

Oh look, it’s Jump Sage Day. GET HER

by Kenasha December 24, 2021

Sagee

A person or client being massaged. I’m the massager your the massagee. Or Sagee

I use aromatherapies to get the Sagee to relax!

by Cory Ryan brock August 16, 2019

Sage

A disgusting, low-life individual who likes to prey on little kids.

"Did you hear about that guy that got arrested? He was a total Sage."

by Non-Funny_P3rson February 18, 2024

sage and luke

the greatest duo to ever roam this fucking earth

rando: “aren’t we like the bes-“
other rando- “we cannot compare to what sage and luke have”

by twinkity dink September 2, 2023