rim rider

A "Bed Event" where a man takes the hard "mushroom cap" of his penis and runs it across and around the rim of a girl's pukered anus but not to penetrate. Therefore rim riding has commensed.

"Girl! Tammus was a rim rider last night for about 20 minutes, it drove me nuts."

by dang chicago October 16, 2008

Facebook Dick Rider

Someone who always comments on your facebook status, photos, posts, if theyre in a relationship, who confirmed their friend request. These people also always chat with the victim and they are the ones who start the conversation. These are the type of people who would write on another person's wall just to reply to the one you posted on their wall. See: Dick Rider, Kiss Ass, Kiss Up, and Suck Up.

*facebook dick rider on facebook chat*

Person 1: Yo watsup my brothah, we tight as fuck u my best friend.

Person 2: Man get off my dick.

Person 1: But its such a fun ride.

Person 2: ...

by I hate facebook dick riders August 23, 2009

Pale Rider's Wrath

A Drink considered by some to be the king of all drinks. Created over 1.25 billion years ago by satin in a plot to distract GOD and steal the throne of heaven,the devil made the first Pale Riders Wrath. During the war for all creation, the drink was spilled in to a black hole and the recipe was banished to a place what would one day be called Philadelphia, in hopes that it would never be found. The Drink was discovered in the year 1776 by two bartenders working near Independence Hall. Using the recipe penned in blood the two men recreated the Pale Riders Wrath and served it to the Second Continental Congress, who would send along with the Declaration of Independence, a dirty letter to the queen written by a very drunk and horny Ben Franklin, witch is what really started the Revolutionary War.

Ben Franklin to Thomas Jefferson," Just mail it, come on, it will be so dam funny.

Thomas Jefferson to Ben Franklin, Taking a swig of the Pale Riders Wrath " yea, OK,..... who are you?......., never mind, yea I'll send it, but I'm adding a picture of my pecker for the lulz!

One year latter,
Thomas Jefferson to Ben Franklin, I thought we sent a nice letter, King George sends an Army, Why?

Ben Franklin to Thomas Jefferson, " we sent a letter?........... Dam you Pale Rider's Wrath!!!!!!!!!!!!

by JBall The Destroyer January 2, 2010

meat rider

some one who is a dick rider.like if u were going to call a girl a slut,but you wanted to say something worse you would say u meat rider!. or if you wanted to call a guy a fag to an extent u wuld say u meatrider, and so and so on.it's a really insulting term,but works as it shuld.

racheal: "u know wat mat,go suck a dick!"
steve: "no thanx,meat rider!"

by christii December 20, 2007

rose bud rider

a homosexual male who enjoys anal sex

He rode his anus all night till it bled, he was a rose bud rider

by clive wilson November 6, 2006

Alaskan Ghost Rider

The act of running up to your girlfriend, knocking her out before she can see you and having anal or vaginal sex in the doggy style position. This position is picked because in the unlikely event that she regains consious, you can again punch her in the back of the head before she realizes who is sodomizing her.

*note - a support will be needed for her torso if the doggy style position is to be successful.

Before she could break up with me, i gave her the Alaskan Ghost rider

by ussoldier104PATCH February 28, 2009

Bus Rider

Usually a friend (or acquaintance) who is very cheap in almost every way and won't admit it.

Scott is such a bus rider when it comes to group dinners--he only pays for what he ordered, making the whole "let's just divide the bill so we can go to the party" all but impossible.

by standers November 15, 2004