All Time Quarterback

One of Ben Gibbard's (lead singer of the awesome indie band Death Cab for Cutie) side projects. Choppy recordings of catchy mellow songs. Can also be abreviated as ATQ

Dan: All Time Quarterback makes me wanna write about my feelings.

Steve: Uhhhh dude...kinda weirdin' me out.

by Logie March 7, 2005

A & F Quarterly

A&F, or Abercrombie and Fitch release a magazine known as the Quarterly in the United Kingdom. The relaunched magazine is only available from their UK Bond St store. Due to the nature of its contents, there is an age restriction. With a limited print run, the Quarterly features imagery from Bruce Weber, editorial from Tyler Brule and artwork from Mark Beard.

I am going to be reading the next A & F Quarterly

by flumberparty April 8, 2008

Quarter-Tard

One who is similar to a half-tard but has even less retard blood in their system. They can almost always function normally in society, and only fall prey to their heritage once in a while (usually one time a month). Quarter is to represent 1/4 of retard blood, so in reality they are 3/4 smart. It is the closest possible to being non-tarded that those with retard blood can get. The opposite is a full-tard

Guy 1: "Whoa. Did you hear? Dan got his nipples pierced!"
Guy 2: "Fuck. What a goddamn quarter-tard."
Guy 1: "Aye."

by Johnny Rustic February 4, 2006

quarter after beer

Used to say it's time to drink.

"Hey, it's already quarter after beer, let's party!!"

by TC Stylist January 3, 2008

4th quarter whore

Most likely the last remaining girl/guy at the bar at last call.

"Dude, did you see who he went home with? She was a complete 4th quarter whore."

by KM_Copeland May 16, 2017

Playing the Quarter Sized Violin

A euphemism for male masturbation. The humor in this euphemism comes from the fact that a quarter sized violin is roughly six inches (the length of a typical erect penis). Violin's are also "hard", "made of wood", and require careful "fingering". Vibrato (a common ornamental technique that requires a rapid back and forth movement of the hand along the neck of the instrument) could also be given new significance in the context of this metaphor.

Yeah, I accidentally walked in on Derek playing the quarter sized violin if you catch my drift.

by happystringguy April 30, 2010

Sacking the Quarterback

Jerking off whilst looking in the mirror.

"Bobby was found Sacking the Quarterback in the boys locker room."

"I found that mother fucker Sacking the Quarterback in my parents bedroom."

by Timmy McGuire April 6, 2014