Patty Melt

When after having anal sex, the male wipes the residue off his penis between his partner's cheeks.

The sex was so dirty last night, I ended up making a patty melt.

by J.Alfred Proofrock December 2, 2011

Pattermug

A match made in heaven.

Pattermugs are a couple who are best friends, soulmates and fun to be around, and who are great people separately, because they're so good together.

It would be lovely to spend some time with the pattermugs this weekend, they're so much fun.

We had such a great night with Jane and John last night, we've got some pattermugs in the making.

It's the pattermug's party tomorrow, it's going to be the BOMB!

I can't believe Jane and John are going to have another little baby Pattermug!

by missyamy July 8, 2010

patternoster

A patternoster:

The dude who fluffs the kings balls.

The king summoned his patternoster.
" yo patternoster, come hither and fluffeth mine balls. Swass treats me fowly on this day."

by expialodotious May 21, 2010

patty party

A rager that has at least one Patty in attendance, preferably two or more. At least one person must hit EPstatus, which consists of the following: not being able to stand/walk, peeing in bushes, collapsing to the ground, or randomly stripping.

I got slammed at the patty party last night.

Did you see that girl at the patty party? She was so EPstatus she was peeing in bushes.

by patdaddy December 31, 2011

Poopdeck Patty

The "Bottom" position for a Butt Pirate. The fem as opposed to butch.

The boy was nothing but a Poopdeck Patty to the rest of the guys at the leather bar. Arrrggg., there she blows!

by Big Taint Atl August 14, 2008

Jamaican patty

Flake pastry usually filled with spiced beef. Variations include vegetable, chicken, and pork. Known to be great stoner food aswell.

Me: i'd really like a Jamaican patty right now

by well shiet son July 18, 2013

Stinky Patterson

Only few know so nice if u do

Dude look at that stinky patterson over there haha if you know you know

by Steveo bobby January 22, 2020