Pushchair parade

A group of teenage mothers (usually Chavish) walking along with their most prized accessories: their newly, or recently, spawned vermin

"Jesus Christ, Mary ,mother of Joseph! Where did they come from?"
"Who??"
"Them!" (points)
"Oh they're just the local Pushchair parade."

by popscene November 9, 2006

Push The Razor

Remove hair from your face or body using a razor or like object. (i.e. Shaving)

"I was zipping up my pubes, so I decided it was high time to push the razor!"

by Creeping Betty October 13, 2006

poshtipated

To look or be as constipated as Posh Spice

Oh my gosh, that girl with that really short hair and famous soccer-playing boyfriend never smiles. She is so poshtipated.

by asdfghjkerty January 21, 2009

push bag

When you want to call someone who is funny and cute, this can also be used for calling someone you don't like an idiot.

"Hey, Amanda over there is a push bag."
"You're such a push bag Amanda."

by malacoth January 8, 2012

Pushin' and pullin'

When you are taking a dump and jerking off. Hence, pushing out a turd and pulling your junk.

Earlier today I was in the bathroom, pushin' and pullin', when the power went out. Ruined the whole event.

by BigD888 February 3, 2013

Push of No Return

The moment, after pondering if you have time to take a dump, that you go for it and realize there is no turning back.

Often during this internal debate we wonder if this will be a quick clean shit or a prolonged multi-wipe project. But once you go for it, you've committed to the act.

Yo, after that push of no return, I knew I was gonna miss my train..

I made the push of no return and thought, this is gonna take awhile..

by lita505 July 13, 2013

push forward

A mindset to move on and never look behind, as if the past still exist.

Sad times does happens, just push forward and never look back.

by Happy4ever June 8, 2016