black pudding dick

When you have period sex with a girl without a condom

Girl -“Oh wait I’m on my period, have you got a condom?” Guy - “ Don’t worry I don’t mind black pudding dick”
“Looks like he’s getting black pudding dick tonight”
“I woke up the in the morning and had such bad black pudding dick”

by Brandogotgame January 3, 2021

Crème Pudding Crème Château

A delicacy originated in Chambly, Québec by Chef Gabouri. Its recipe had been propagated by word of mouth after the rumour of its phenomenal taste.

C'est de la fucking bonne crème pudding crème château!

by ChefGabouri November 29, 2021

puddish

a word used to describe someone who has a pudd.

dude,dylan ricky's face is so retarded he definantly has a pudd because his face is awfully puddish

by salvatore biscoglio October 18, 2007

Padding the Net

Gambling, specifically on a game of Table Tennis (Ping-pong).

The stakes were raised after Padding the Net. Fortunately, I walked away with 40 dollars.

by Islemage February 14, 2018

god hates pudding

A group of individuals who believe that God hates all pudding and those whom allow pudding to exist ("Jello eaters"). They do distasteful things such as protest at the funerals of pudding, carrying signs stating that God hates pudding, and that the deceased person is going to Hell for pudding.

They also believe that ANYTHING bad that happens to America is due to pudding and "Jello eaters." For example, Hurrican Katrina and American soldier's deaths in Iraq.

They are currently competing for the worst group of humans that have and will ever exist, along side Nazis, neo-Nazis, the KKK, and Muslim extremeists.

They take it upone themselves to tell people what God does and or doesn not like/hate. Not only is this arrogant, it is detrimental to our society, and contradictory to a lot of the Bible.

If God does in fact hate pudding, he will deal with them himself in the afterlife, assuming that God and the afterlife does exist. Therefore, I propose, that all members of "God Hates pudding" shut the fuck up and keep their own, hateful ideologies to themselves so that our society can make progress in the field of "tolerance", something that has been in short supply the entire existence of humanity.

I hope that God does exists, and that everyone in "God Hates pudding" goes to hell, prompting an entrance in the Guiness World Record Book as "The Most Ironic Event of All Time."

God Hates Pudding is a collection of the most dispiccable and arogant motherfuckers that have nothing better to do than to harass grieving parents at their puddings funeral.

by Tant Lover November 18, 2006

daddy pudding

Usually a 20 year old man or above with size 4 feet who asks 12 year old children or preferably younger for nudes or sexual intercourse. The most common name for daddy pudding is josh. this act is also known as pedophilia.

josh is one hell of a 'daddy pudding'.

by daddy puds size 4 feet March 16, 2017

Orthodontal Pudding

Receiving fellatio subsequent to the act of defecating in the mouth of one's sexual partner.

Mike: "Hey can I have a blowjob?"
Liana: "Okay sure, but poop in my mouth first"
Shawn: "An Orthodontal Pudding Treatment??!!!"
Mike: "Shawn, what are you doing in my closet?"

by Sorry Sans June 19, 2010