Prison Lads

A bunch of fucking nonces

Guy 1: have you heard of prison lads?
Guy 2: yeah I got a restraining order on them!

by TheOneTrueSpeakee September 19, 2020

Federal Prison

The term used to when you are fucked, literally in the ass, at the federal pound me ass prison.

We get caught laundering money, we're not going to white color resort prison. No, no, no. We're going to Federal pound me in the ass prison.

by An0n February 8, 2003

prison taco

The guy's asshole which is used a makeshift vagina in prison
Can also be used to insult those really soft guys who you know would be getting butt fucked in prison

Gary will forever be known as a Prison Taco
Dibs first go at the new Prison Taco

by youknowwhoiamguaranteed December 29, 2009

Turkish Prison

The situation that results when, during a game of backgammon, you have built on your side a series of blocks (two pieces on each point), such that escape is very difficult, depending on the throw of only one particular number.

(See Ottoman Prison for a related term.)

(During a backgammon game.)

You: "Now you are in a Turkish Prison and only a 4 will allow you to escape."

Your opponent: "Well at least I'm not in an Ottoman Prison."

by Crater14 January 23, 2011

prison hug

to rape someone.(also known as jail hug)

Charlie told me he got a prison hug every night he was locked up.

by ZOMG A BUTTSECKs March 13, 2010

Prison toilet

The act of shanking someone, shitting in the shank hole, and then fucking said shitty hole

Last night when I was sleeping Ty gave me a prison toilet

by Davety October 28, 2015

Prison Carwash

After a prison inmate anally rapes you, he makes you clean the shit off his dick with your mouth.

Co-worker : "-And then after my Aryan Brotherhood cellmate anally raped me, he made me give him a prison carwash!"

Me : "I don't talk about my asscapades from my time in jail in the workplace, so why the fuck are you?"

by Baltaczar October 19, 2013