Pressure Maxxing

Pressure Maxxing, the art of grasping one’s penis at the verge of climax to build up nut in the shaft the urethra gains potential energy causing a massive fookin shot.

I heard dave has been pressure maxxing recently.

Fuck yeah, dave knows the method

by Idontfwnigs October 18, 2024

fucking pressure

frustration that make you feel extremely and absurdly stressed

i have fucking pressure

by imakeweirddefinitions February 13, 2023

Relative Pressure

Your uncle or other significant relative pushing a beer into for hands and saying, "Here, drink this!"

Comperable to peer pressure.

I got so drunk at the Christmas party due to the relative pressure.

by Bob December 20, 2004

pay pressure

Much like peer pressure. Pay Pressure is when you feel like buying rounds or paying for dinner because you are with friends even though are broke.

My wife is usually a cheap ass and but she will succum to pay pressure when we are out with friends or family she will pull out the credit card with no inhibition.

by Junkopotomus June 02, 2017

Bariatric pressure

When your lover is obese and on top during love making. That's beriatric pressure!

Two ton Tanya climbed on top of me to ride the bologna pony. Now I have bariatric pressure!

by PJ drizzle 69 December 22, 2022

Pod Pressure

The situation in which one downloads a song on his/her iPod just because everyone else has.

I know you don't like Ke$ha, so don't fall victim to pod pressure and buy that song.

by ienjoyshellfish July 16, 2010

German pressure

An expression used to respond to people who don't talk about the 1940s (something happened between 1939 and 1945 that i don't wanna talk about, so I'll German pressure myself. Hey me, do you have german pressure? Cuz you don't talk about 1940s.)

"Hey, do you have german pressure? Cause you don't talk about the 1940s."

by Qi_87 May 17, 2023