poon

to relax/chill not to sleep
just to sit and do absolutly nothing
maybe wacth tv maybe listern to music

im gona go home and poon

by matt hannam June 17, 2008

Bad Poon

You've heard your friends say that there's no such thing as bad pizza or bad pussy. Well, they're wrong. Bad pussy is the absolute worst of the worst. It is the ultimate let-down and potentially the most sickening event of your life.

Anything vile, disgusting, or disappointing can be bad poon, just so long as it is overwhelmingly so.

Did you see that homeless guy pee on that nun then beat her in the face with that burning puppy until she renounced her faith and swore her soul to all that is dark and unholy?

Yeah, man, bad poon.

by unliterate November 1, 2007

poon ring

The wet spot around the womens vagina that you can see through on her on panties/spandex.

Wow that chick just came out of the gym check out the poon ring.

by vinayjs October 4, 2006

poon berry

(n) - poon, or vulva that possesses genital warts (berries)

I was watching this sensual French film and my wang was as hard as a prosthetic leg until I noticed her poon berry.

by halfincher April 9, 2014

Winnie the Poon

Someone who likes to put their hand/mouth into the 'honey pot'.

Man he love the honey pot... must be a Winnie the Poon.

by F_loot April 14, 2011

Blue poon

To "blue ball" a woman. When you can't pleasure a woman to full satisfaction which ultimately leads to her not being able to orgasm.

"finish what you started asshole and don't blue poon me"

by proudropanimal March 21, 2010

Poon Blazer

The act of blowing marijuana smoke into a girls pussy and then sucking it back out.. for the ULTIMATE HIGH.

Last nite i had some really good weed and my girlfriend told me she wanted me to do the poon blazer on her.

by shanef;lf; February 27, 2009