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Polar Vortex

When a gentleman sticks his erection into a pale of ice water then quickly inserts aforementioned boner into the vagina or anus of the receiving partner.
Oh, bitch, you're about to feel that Polar Vortex
by Quinnythepooh February 1, 2019
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Polar intelligence matrix

Two individuals or parties that have such diverse intellectual capabilities that no communicable purpose can be derived without synthetic intelligence reduction.
The polar intelligence matrix between Facebook and Google employees was minimal, so communication was fluid and profitable.

There was a vast polar intelligence matrix between the state department and the uncontacted peoples of Venezuela. Communication was difficult and dangerous.

Joe and Sally had a large polar intelligence matrix so didn't get along at the party. Joe was a physics major and Sally was a hairstylist so it didn't work out.
by Ontological June 23, 2018
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Albertan Polar Plunge

When you put icy hot on your cock and proceed to slather her vagina in Vaseline, and then run into her vagina like a battering ram.
I gave your girl a Albertan Polar Plunge last night.
by mrmagicmuffinman420 February 1, 2023
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Polar Bear

Anyone who operates on the extreme end of any spectrum.

I.e. far right or far left political views, feelings without logic, or vice-versa.
I’m surrounded by Polar Bears; we can’t even have a conversation about what’s really happening.
by Ferdie Birdie January 11, 2023
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polar bear head

"Dude, I'm never getting with that chick again. She gave some serious polar bear head.
by TheGruff February 26, 2014
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Polar Bear Head

Oral sex defined by cold hands or mouth and the use of teeth.
He ate a popsicle then gnawed at my vag. I hate Polar Bear Head.
by castilleja February 22, 2014
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Polar bear

When a gay man defecates into a condom, and places it in the freezer before repeatedly penetrating his partner with it.
Kyle would you mind if i polar beared you tonight?
by Coldfart January 13, 2021
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