Pilot Light

A situation where a business lacks management and direction and slowly descends into a shit show.

This business is currently pilot lighting. Imagine how shit all the staff would feel

by Revs May 13, 2021

Pilot Powder

Pilot Powder:

Noun: Unrefined cocaine, used to indicate a high so fucking strong that you literally fly. Literally.
Verb: To operate a crop-duster in a humanitarian relief capacity.

Note: Aviation should not be considered viable if you are a frequent drug user.

I absolutely fucking love pilot powder. I consider myself somewhat charitable.

by Veggie Dog Man June 5, 2023

Toilet Pilot

When you are bricked up while taking a shit and suddenly get a crazy boner and start “ piloting” something with your joystick (only works with average or above penis)

Dude last night when I ate Taco Bell I had to shit and ngl I did a Toilet Pilot

by AllahuakPeter April 22, 2025

Bomber Pilot

A man gives vaginal sex while she's dropping a duce.

I was the "Bomber Pilot" with Trixie at the party.

by Zz131zZ May 21, 2020

virtual pilot

A posh term for a gamer who plays video games that at least roughly fall into the flight simulation category. These games include X-Plane, Il-2 Sturmovik, Rise of Flight, Aces High 2, DCS: A-10C Warthog, Battlefield 4 and War Thunder. Virtual pilots who mostly play war oriented games often join a clan (labeled in the scene as "squad", "jagdgeschwader" etc) and subscribe to some form of fascist or spartan ideology.

Jack: I finally managed to take off and land without crashing. I'm a virtual pilot now!

by Nimitz November 24, 2013

paddle pilot

A video game player that only plays on game consoles such as Nintendo, PlayStation, Xbox. They are typically considered a lower caste of game players who know little about anything other than the games they play. All consoles have controllers that resemble some shape of paddle

"Hey did you ask James how much framerate his game rig needs to run the new Call of Duty? " "Naw, he's just a paddle pilot, and wouldn't understand"

by Oregonian_Son August 31, 2017

Young pilot

It means a young man fall in love with an older woman. Old woman is often referred to "old lady plane". Therefore, to "control" the "old lady plane", the "young pilot" must be in charge of it. We can abbreviate the meaning by saying someone wants to drive an old lady.

Although she looks old, I want to drive her because her body is so perfect.

Do not become a young pilot, she looks ugly.

by Huy BD November 1, 2021